Kelly Brook brings up a good point….

Are fat chicks more expensive to date than skinny chicks because they eat so much food, or are fat chicks ashamed of being fat chicks, so that they don’t order anything but soda water on a date, because they don’t want to be judged….

Let’s hope that is something none of you will ever find out because you deserve skinny hot chicks…..

Unfortunately, statistically you’ve only ever had a fat chick if you’ve even had a chick, but know that I was wishing the best for you….we’re in this together….never alone….or some other circle jerk gayness we’ll pretend isn’t gay…

Kelly Brook has always been fat, that’s why she had the giant tits, but she was clever enough to hide it for as long as she could, but eventually you just have to embrace it when you know it’s a marketing angle for old fat chicks to reach old fat chicks and something she can monetize.

She was a titty fetish model….now she’s pushing swimsuits old fat chicks….constant evolution…I guess she’s grown as on camera talent…or she grew into her tits….they almost ALWAYS do….at least when the tits are real…

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