Shay Mitchell is probably 45 years old, but for some reason they’ve decided to cast her in the new Baywatch they are attempting.

I didn’t watch Baywatch in the 90s, I was too busy drinking in strip clubs to waste my time sitting on a couch watching Playboy chicks in their red bathing suits. I generally don’t enjoy the cocktease and if I can see the whores in the show naked in things like their sex tapes, since 2 of them had sex tapes, one of them had 2 sex tapes, I figure….why waste time with the cocktease, especially when there was real pussy out there to cocktease me, not shitty TV pussy that I’m forced to sit through shitty plots and shitty acting to barely see a hard nipple…

What I am saying is that Baywatch likes to think it was iconic, because a lot of sad nerds watched it, but it fucking sucked….

However, with the 90s revival, FOX and DISNEY have jumped on Baywatch as hard as they can and they are trying to do it in a viral way.

So they’ve hired big tits from Yellowstone that found Ozempic since Yellowstone.

They’ve hired old leathery tits from Sports Illustrated and Dancing with the Stars….Brooks Nader.

They’ve hired hot college Gymnast and MLB WAG Olivia Dunne to hit the TikTok crowd.

They probably tried to cast Sydney Sweeney but couldn’t work through a deal….

So they landed on 45 year old Shay Mitchell, the Canadian rich kid living her acting dream in LA…rich as shit from being on a hit show when IG launched and monetizing ever since.

She is on set….and it’s not that exciting.

You know she waxed her whole body for this shit….and starved herself, ozempickled and BOTOXED…since she’s 45 years old…

Weird cast, hope it fails…but they are hiring the paparazzi to be on set to try to make it a thing….I don’t think it will be a thing..

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