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2026

15

Apr

Dog Shit Sydney Sweeney’s Jean Shorts of the Day

I wonder if the rest of the world will break free from the spell the media has put on them and realize that Sweeney isn’t hot…

I wonder if the “GOOD GENES” viral campaign with American Eagle going less woke and more traditional was actually SATIRE…

The browns and fats of the world went mental and connected the slogan to genetics programs in Nazi Germany….

They thought the brand was implying that Sweeney was good genes, when really they were just saying that her bra size was good genes, the rest of her was dog shit….

That may be something you’d want in a eugenics program, you know TITS, but I don’t think it had to do with her being white and blonde, but more to do with her tits…because the white and blonde part of her is perfectly below average…the tits is where it is at…

Anyway, American Eagle is on a comeback, try to get the hype back up around her, they need another viral moment and they hope high paid Sweeney the cash grabber makes it happen.

Unfortunately, it’s hardly as scandalous as celebrating her tits…

More of the pics HERE

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

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