Jessica Alba is a retired billionaire.

She was one of the first celebrities to sell her soul to a direct to consumer brand and it paid off for her.

She pretended to be the CEO, which I am sure was easy for her, since the actual brains behind the operation were other people with experience. Her job was to look pretty, to push product to her fans, to stay fit and to give her input on products and ideas that were presented to her so that she felt involved…

There were likely other people who made more money than Alba did off the Honest Company….but it worked out well for her since her acting career was pretty shit.

Anyway, she is now retired, divorced, pushing 50 years old and making the most of her life by fucking a 30 year old dude who’s just stoked to be fucking Alba, despite her menopause.

Her body is tight enough for an old lady, so she’s in bikinis, having all the fun she can because the kids are with their dad.

Divorce makes for fucked up kids, but it gives middle aged moms new opportunity to be sluts in ways they dreamt about during their marriage but couldn’t pull off because they were changing diapers, or in Alba’s case, she did pull it off cuz she had people changing diapers for her, but she couldn’t be as public about it cuz she had an illusion of perfect life to maintain for HONEST.

Anyway, she had a bunch of other dinosaurs on the yacht with her…and they also wore bikinis.

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