Eva Longoria is bringing some hope to all the old folks employees that one day soon, all the ladies they are changing diapers on will look like muppet porn chicks…

There will be a time when the old ladies in the old folks home look like an instagram filter with some weirdly shaped body created by the fat transfers and weirdness that comes with that….

So as Longoria fakes the system on the social media machine, she brings hope to a whole industry that fucking the old demented bag of brittle bones and skin will finally be hot…

AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING…

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