Alessandra Ambrosio was my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model in her Adriana Lima era of Victoria’s Secret models.

When the brand stupdily dropped the whole hot model “ANGELS” concept a few years ago, she was already so fucking old and had spent at least 20 years with the brand.

She just would not fucking retire and I always thought of her as the ugly chick who got invited to they right party, so she never left, because she couldn’t stomach going back to that ugly girl life.

If she never left, the confusion and chaos would keep her around, people would just assume she belonged.

Anyway, she is still around, her tits are still in bikinis, she must be pushing 50 and weirdly hotter than she was in her prime with VS….making me think she was swapped, has been on her peptides, her botox muppet face building has been solid…and the fake tits have softened and settled.

WHO KNOWS…but here they are.

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