Julianne Hough was raised as one of those weird mormon fundamentalists, polygamist, child bride and incest weirdness….before escaping it with her brother through dance.

It’s a story of overcoming…..even though I like to think it’s a story of her brother over-cumming to her, because they are siblings and that is weird….blame the whole being dance partners as siblings where it all went wrong.

She dropped the mormonism on her RUMSPRINGER and took on the AMERICAN dream, where she got to do fun activities like having ANAL SEX IN THE CITY with Ryan Seacrest, America’s Sweetheart.

Anyway, she’s rich, as Mormons tend to be, just ask the Marriott Family…Jet Blue Family and all the other wholesome TYCOONS…and she’s slutty as Mormons tend to be under their Mormon culottes.

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