Sydney Sweeney has figured it all out…the key to success is showing your tits when you have retarded-sized tits….but do it in mainstream content so that you don’t have to be a bottom feeding whore…instead you get to be the top feeding whore..

Once you get Bezos to throw money at your tits, creating an underwear brand, all you have to do is slutty selfies that an OF girl would use to seduce nerds into pulling out the credit card, because it makes her seem so real, like it’s a hack or leak and not a planned thing to lure you in with tits to the chin..

It doesn’t make her hot, she’s got one of them faces, but she is blonde, blue eyed and with big tits, so it makes her clickbait and that’s what we’re all here for…

It’s not porn when she does it, but it’s porn when I post it, it’s like a magic trick I do that de-monetizes everything….

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