Millie Bobby Brown Bon Jovi – Child Star…is a direct to consumer pitchman.

She’s basically the SHAM WOW guy only her SHAM is not a SHAMMIE, but rather made in China by slave labor bullshit she upsells dramatically so that she gets her fair share.

She puts her name on that shit, strips down to the tits, shows off the fat ass, all to drive sales…

It’s masterful, I mean not that masterful, it’s actually low hanging marketing hustle, but it works.

So a lazy generation naturally gravitate to that easy money making scheme and we get to stare at them well they do it.

It’s a better use of being a Child Star than Dana Plato..

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