Jenny Mollen is pie that Jason Biggs decided to fuck until it got pregnant.

She is the annoying funny-girl who I assume tried to become famous in her own right, but instead ended up with Jason Biggs, who lives off his American Pie money, which is probably a lot of money, because that movie revolutionized an era. I don’t hate it.

Along with wallet fucking and making tweets wine moms find funny, she’s in the midst of a divorce, BROKEN HOME shit, and in doing that she’s decided to do what wine moms do and run off to the Hamptons to get her fuck on in the pool like it was Spring Break, because she’s such a big personality, she has to behave unhinged in public, making the event about herself, all inappropriate, like the lonely drunk aunt who had too much to drink pulling her tits out for your friends…

The good news, she’s skinny, old and skinny, like a rotting corpse with fake tits…SO GOOD…I mean not really, but good enough I guess..

I guess there is life after love and that life can be you picking up where you left off as a drunk college girl before the whole wallet fucking/breeding thing..

Middle-Aged comeback tour..

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