When I was a kid, granny tits meant something a little different than they do today.

They were the tits that hung to the ground on the old pervert who lived in the apartment block and who would make us suck on her tits in exchange for freshly baked cookies.

It was our first experience in prostituting ourself, a right of passage if you will….one that smelled like mothballs and vapor rubs….werthers originals and popcorn…

What I am saying is that big granny tits weren’t something you wanted to bury your face in, it was something that if you were burying your face in them, you were being paid in hard candy or baked goods.

Just you doing your good samaritan, helping out the elderly work…

In this timeline, granny tits are fake tits on old ladies who were Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio.

I didn’t find her hot when she was their star, she’s very ordinary looking, but her granny tits are not traditional or ordinary granny tits and that means something..

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