Are you ready for some slutty PLANTS….

Not IMPLANTS

Not MANUFACTURING PLANTS

But HOUSE PLANTS

In this timeline, I don’t say Era because Taylor Swift has bastardized that word. I heard an old lady at a Walmart saying she’s in her HAT ERA, more like her near death era…and another chick, same day, same store, say she was in some other kind of ERA, that was most likely her over-eating era, because she was fat, but it could have also been her stink ERA from the diabetes sweat and cheese curds she’s making in her tight pants during the summer heat…then there’s the menopause era, the divorcee on OZEMPIC looking for young cock era…it’s a lot of ERAS, far too many ERAS..so I’ll stick with TIMELINE….

So in this TIMELINE….these empty souled millennial chicks, who are compulsive consumers, debt slaves, buying what social media feeds tell them, instead of being into a traditional life, she’s fucking randoms on tinder, until that got boring and HERPES, so they just sit at home masturbating instead…because they are still perverts….

In not being traditional, they have plants instead of kids, even plants instead of dogs they can pretend are their kids to fill that void, all because plants are less work for their irresponsible laziness….

They consider the plants their babies, and naturally a group of these weirdo schizo plant moms are merging their exhibitionism with their plant passion and doing this…

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