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2026

04

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Old Lady Dumper of the Day

Eva Longoria seems to have re-worked her ass.

I’m not saying that in a good way, like “CHECK OUT THE GRANNY ASS LOOKING PERKIER THAN IT SHOULD”….this is not a hyping it up kind of situation.

It’s more like a paint job on an old car, that still smells like mold, water damage, mothballs and rat shit….but looks like shitty than it probably should based on the smells…

It’s an asshole behind thong attempt, but she likely bleaches her asshole, or had it removed, because she was tired of having it fucked by producers who helped make her the empire that is Eva Longoria.

I used to hate on her for being a self hating Mexican, the kind who hires Mexicans to bully them….

But then I watched the Housewives show and think she’s wonderful, even in her old age…with her vanity project that is whatever she’s doing to her mom body through fitness, peptides, medication, cosmetic procedures, etc.

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