Heidi Klum is on a family vacation to the decadent French Caribbean island of St Barths, where billionaires have made it an overpopulated cesspool that has priced out the locals, like a modern day colonization, that seems like a fucking nightmare, if you’re the kind of person who wants to be as far away from these rich fucks as possible.

It is safe to assume Heidi Klum owns a house there with her creepy fanboy rocker husband, who seems to act like he’s won the lottery from scoring a well run-through Heidi Klum, who he probably jerked off to when he was a child, because she is that old…

It’s weird to see her in the Caribbean in the summer, it’s the off-season, and not the NEW YEARS EVE destination of 1000 super yachts and Jeff Bezos…

What’s not that weird is seeing her in barely any clothing becasue despite the slow rot, she’s 50 in a thong and no bikini top, it’s FRANCE after all and no bikini top is a bikini top..plus she’s an exhibitionist titty whore who built a career off this behavior…

You’ll appreciate it because the square ass makes her feel more authentic and attainable…rather than those hot bodied girls out there…

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