I’ve heard of OZEMPIC VAGINA, I didn’t really do much digging into what the OZEMPIC VAGINA is, but I have a feeling it had to with women on Ozempic’s vaginas smelling like a rotting mouse under the kitchen counter that you just can’t seem to find, the kitchen counter being their labia…

But have ya heard of OZEMPIC TITS, where once obese tits sag in weird fucking ways, because they still have some of the volume, just not enough to fill the stretched out skin sacks…

Jessica Simpson, who is recently divorced sports WAG, decided to stop being fat like the time she had a multi-million dollar weight watchers deal and she contractually had to drop the poundage….even though she was already a billionaire from her clothing brand and didn’t need the money.

It didn’t take her long to fatten the fuck up, so she spent the better part of the last decade as an obese woman.

Thanks to the divorce, being 50 years old, and once being pop tits we wanted to motorboat with our dicks no matter how small our dicks were, she’s been railing ozempic like it’s a party drug and she’s down to party, so her skinnier, still old ass is ready to party in a bikini…an old lady bikini party.

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