Despite Kelly Brook’s efforts, she was always a fat chick to me.

You could just tell that she had starved herself for the photoshoot or the Titty Model lifestyle and that she was one emotional break from deciding to commit to eating the way her body wanted to eat, securing a belly that matches the tits…

In her case it took being in her 40s and having the support of an industry that seemingly loves fat chicks.

The fat chick makes them money, buying into fat products that make them feel like they aren’t fat chicks…

Buying into products that give them that dopamine hit, forgetting they hate themselves while making that transaction.

They are an easy breed of woman to manipulate…hence why I married one…

She was on disability and I knew rent would always be paid so that I could focus on my non-earning creative ventures like running a shitty website no one gives a fuck about.

It would have been a lot harder to pull off if I didn’t have her disability checks to finance my drinking, putting a roof over my head, paying an internet bill so she could watch her bullshit social medias..

So we should collectively thank that fat slut for the existence of this internet playground no one visits…more of the creepy kind of playground you expect to get raped and killed in..

The point of the story is Kelly Brook is leaning into being a socially acceptable fat chick…

Let’s hope whatever she’s leaning into breaks, so she can get skinnier while maintaining them titties again.

Ooof….i wonder if her ankles are sore from all this standing..

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