I have as much of a lingerie fetish as the average man would.

I like seeing a chick in a thong, sheer underwear, crotchless panties…it’s all so exciting.

What I don’t give a fuck about is bras…

I don’t know what it is, maybe that bras are distracting, feel like medical devices, are more straps, harnesses and padding to lie about the tits than a simple bikini top…

If you can’t really see the titty hanging the way the titty hang, it’s basically a titty version of a terror attack on our boners…

So Sweeney, known for her tits, marketing her tits, existing solely due to her tits…wearing a thick ass bra you’d expect on an old lady heading to a church function, hoping to not have hard nipples or really any titty visibility, is essentially a sweeney version of a terror attack our boners.

This should not be allowed, where is homeland security to stop her weird version of a cocktease to sell panties, when we all expect more out of her cocktease….since we’ve all seen her naked.

What I am saying is this sucks.

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