The rumor is that Rihanna was a Karaoke girl in Barbados when she was still a teen.

The karaoke girls of Barbados is essentially there version of a brothel.

Age of consent in the Caribbean is a sliding scale, I guess…

Now, I’ve never been, and there may be actual brothels in Barbados, but this underage Karaoke girl storyline is the most logical to someone who can’t understand how a Caribbean teen ended up in America with the limited singing and dancing talent Rihanna had.

She become an icon, people love her and her songs, and apparently she sells a lot of panties that she is forced tro promote at all stages of her fatness / pregnancies.

She is old now, she is promoting her underwear brand, she’s a billion dollar machine….but her origin story just doesn’t make any fucking sense…

Not that we care about her origin story, she’s been famous for 20 years, we’re more into looking at her fat ass and trying to decide if we like it or not…

My theory is that all women half naked or full naked are more interesting than clothed, no matter what the context, motivation, or historical origin story is…

So here it is….

Do you like it? Or not?

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