Katy Perry is the unelected queen of Canada, you don’t elect your monarchy, they just sort of exist as the rule you…

So I can’t really say anything negative about the clunky old pop star….

Her husband, the King of Canada put in some totally insane hate speech laws that will get a motherfucker arrested if it is deemed to be hate speech from a tribunal of very biased people.

It’s a little dystopian, but you already knew that as all these 45 year old celebrities that people jacked off to in their 20s, still act like they are in their 20s, instead of just disappearing with their pile of money.

I don’t find it cute to play this whole thing up, it’s a grow the fuck up and spend your days investing in new young hot talent that you can mentor, not that Katy Perry ever really had what one would call the “IT FACTOR”…

She is the kind of celebrity you’d probably not notice in the grocery store.

She has the benefit of being totally anonymous, so long as she doesn’t cause a scene every where she goes.

She’s made it, but no one actually likes her or her music.

Its marketing baby dressed a bit like a fetishized baby, not because it’s halloween, but because these are weird people…and I find it really creepy to watch it unfold, like watching a mental retardation..

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