Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.

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