Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit…

Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck…

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