I sometimes peruse Instagram….you know to see what is going on in the world, not that I actually care, but I need to get annoyed by the general public, in order to write this site with the utmost critical place…it’s like I need to scan all these idiots, famous people, and famous wannabe people’s social media they work so hard to generate some level of relevance…that for some reason, I reason I call “Tits get hits”…they are mainly slutty pics, just not slutty enough to get deleted…but ass and cleavage slutty…because that’s how you get noticed..and what I am amazed by the whole thing is how many of these plastic faced botox looking girls look like they are either Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian, with their fake ass and titties, like this look is a thing if you’re ethnically ambiguous, you know beige….

I’m not hating on it, but I remember when The Gap was mainstream….girls everywhere in ill fitting Khakis and button downs…Beige on White…perfect for the mall where they’d buy 20 dollar CDs…while now we’re dealing with fat ass, waist training video vixens…in thongs…and it’s just a level of trashy and weird…yet I can still masturbate to it…

To prove my point, because I am a journalist, here are some Nicki Minaj type impersonators I found in 2 minutes of looking on instagram….there are so many of them….it’s just crazy…and the good news is, most of them are better than the real thing…

I call them the Nicki Close Enoughs….

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