Her name is Dakota Johnson and she has nipples that look like they are on their way to a funeral…but she still has nipples…as most girls do…unless they are cancer survivors, or Anglina Jolie, who doesn’t want to ever be a cancer survivor, and they get them removed as preemptive measures….

You have seen her nipples IN 50 SHADES OF GREY ….so I guess she’s decided that she doesn’t need to wear a bra out in public anymore, since it’s already been put out there…

That or Don Johnson, her dad…and ANtonio Banderas, her stepdad, didn’t give her enough attention growing up…because her mom was too busy giving blowjobs…as Hollywood Rich kids do…leaving her out there looking for some male attention…

Or maybe…nipples just aren’t a big deal, even when they are big and hard, and the real loser in all this is me…I am going to go with that theory…I mean I’m talking about hard nipples on some starlet like it matters…what the fuck.

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