I’ve been saying that Rihanna’s lost her allure the last few months. It all started when my dog started parking at her on TV when he only barks at other dogs and from there it has gone all down hill, which is too bad, because I used to be a serious fan.

I guess she’s storing up fat because she’s entering a fertile time in her life and her body is adjusting to it by storing backup nutrients for the baby in her legs like I saw on Discovery Channel once, or maybe she’s just lazy as fuck and getting fat. Or maybe now that she can afford real American chocolate bars, unlike back home in Barbados when her garbage man dad could barely pay for fresh meat, that she’s gone fuckin’ mental on the shit. Or maybe she’s just disgusting and her trick of wearing super high heels is finally not working for her, because there’s only so much illusion a shoe can handle.

No matter what this pig is into, no matter why her legs look like they were raped by a fuckin blender, I can only assume this sloppy mess is all part of the reason Chris Brown was beating her. I mean dude was at the top of his game and can’t be seen in public with some fat whore in a miniskirt when she should be in sweatpants back home eating Haagan Daz watching romantic comedies, or in Rihanna’s case back home cleaning up used condoms off the floor and diarrhea smears off the floor of some two star hotel room where British college kids stayed but more importantly where she works.

I hate her and this just reaffirms that.

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