My favorite thing to do with news stories, especially the big ones, is turn it into a pick up line for dating sites, you know to educate the robot prostitutes pretending to be actual girls and most importantly try to get them to leave their vapid existence of selfies and and connect with actual current events beyond their self involved nonsense.
So today’s pick-up / opening line on dating apps is:
“I wantt to hijack your pussy like it was that Egyptian plane, only I wouldn’t get arrested leaving everyone safe, I’d crash it right into my dick where the only thing that dies is your soul”…
Romance. Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..
Burt Reynolds Reveals the Bandit Edition Trans Am
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The Pregnant Pole Dancer
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COCO TITS!
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Volleyball Blocks of the Day
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Cadbury Egg Conspiracy
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Stuck in Ass Pic of the Day
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Puddle of Mud Band Abandons Frontman during his Rant
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Madonna’s Tit Flash Girl in a Bikini
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The World Leader in Counterfiting
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Minka Kelly Hard Nipples
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Girls in Sports Bras
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This Aladdin Carpet Riding SF is Weird.
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