Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that!
Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive.
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