TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one…..

I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know..

Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking…

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