Footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger has a girlfriend with a ripped body named Sarah Brandner ….and she was out wearing a bikini on the beach cuz I guess it is their off season. She was showing off her ripped body….and despite hating muscular bitches…I do love skinny bitches…possibly cuz I’m knee deep in fat everytime I fuck my wife….everytime I look in the mirror….everytime I leave the house….everytime I go to lunch at KFC…everytime I go to walmart…it’s fucking everywhere…so it’s nice to see someone who’s kicking it old school by not allowing themselves to get obese…

On a sidenote – she was BODY PAINTED in SI Swimsuit last year , cuz that’s what Athlete wives and girlfriends do when they aren’t shopping, trying to get knocked up, living the good life with their pro athlete boyfriend’s money…

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