The other day I posted some pics of BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ TURKEY ….well apparently…..she also snuck her way into the American GQ…..like a crafty little retard with Downs Syndrome who doesn’t actually have Downs Syndrome, her face just kinda looks like she does, and I like to point it out, since I am overly analytical of pictures I see of bitches being marketed to us as being hot, giving other bitches insecurities about not looking like they have Downs Syndrome, only to spend their nights building contraptions at home to make their head look more like a water head…..and I am all for giving girls a complex about being fat or having shitty tits….but to look more retarded is just weird….

That said, as a wife to an Athlete, she does a good job staying fit…and when she’s half naked and photoshopped, she hardly looks like the institutionalized chronic masturbating people left there by their parents who didn’t want them fucking up their lives at the home I used to change diapers at…..

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