I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong….

She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat…..

But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do…

It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt.

Posted in:Kelly Brook