MTV European Music Awards happened last night…and I wasn’t invited…and I didn’t watch…but apparently Heidi Klum was the host…and in that came her rockin’ mom of an army of mixed race kids thanks to being a German with German wants and needs….weird wants and needs that come in the form of Fetishes reminiscent of Nazi Germany…..all pragmatic and covered in S&M, bondage and feces….before divorcing the huge cock that ravaged her….tits….

I am sure there were other babes there….but Heidi Klum…ex lingerie model….now in her 40s and still giving boners..is all that matters….

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