I saw that that Sydney Sweeney and Halsey got together to do some campaign for Emily Ratajkowski, who I call Ratcow’s clothing line, because all these instagram people stick together…

Since I typically think Ratcow is an overrated pile of shit who isn’t even that hot, but who has great tits, and got lucky with those great tits, but more importantly, since I am blocked from her IG and since I don’t go on IG, I don’t really keep on top of all she does…but I do know she’s smart enough to have created a brand that she gets her famous friends to promote, because you can’t sell an IG account after you’re old and tired and no one wants to pay our 100s of thousands of dollars to promote Fyre Festival or all the other campaigns she’s done that have made her a big titty instagram millionaire….

Since I like smart moves, like creating a brand, even if I am not capable of making smart business moves, I can appreciate her hustle, while still thinking she looks like a rat who somehow got genetically modified with a sex doll….

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney is trending tits from the hottest show on tv – EUPHORIA, Halsey is the fake titty popstar who claims she was homeless before being saved by some EDM DJ that gave her her first song, and together they are tits in bathing suits…and i guess ass in bathing suits…out having a not very social distanced bikini….and it’s pretty hot but mainley because of Sweeney…Halsey’s just the accessory…like the picnic basket but more plastic….

I guess this is “it-girl” on “it-girl” for instagram girl….the musical…by Lin Manual…or some shit.

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