Tight Pants are a fucking pandemic…or an epidemic…what happened to the word epidemic? It was REPLACED with the more menacing or PANDEMIC…or maybe it’s more equal opportunity…like how pansexuals are a thing…or pans are something you use to cook with when EPIs are just pens…I DON”T fucking know or have the answers…I just know that bitches everywhere have given up jeans and replaced them with comfy pants and for the most part those comfy pants are the traditional oversized sweatpants and pyjama pants of yesteryear…but rather spandex and athletic pants that seem to be a personal challenge by each girl wearing them as to whether the pants are tight enough to showcase the ridges of the anus…you know topical relief we like…

ANYWAY…here’s a bunch of girls in tight pants because unlike other viral trends or epidemics…this one will only kill you if you have an adverse reaction to the vaccine and blow out your brain in some blood clot aneurysm while jerking off to them….the best way to go if you gotta go…I mean…alone with that bathrobe belt tied around your neck like you’re Bourdain….instead of dying while fucking a girl you met in tight pants…that’d be too crazy of a concept involving other humans…I mean that’s not the society we live in.

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