Candice Swanepoel may be old as shit, or at least old fucking news. In this era of slut, do we even remember being fed hot half naked Victoria’s Secret models, it was a fucking lifetime ago.

We’ve got influencers, ONLYFANS pornographers, we’ve got normies posting bikini pics with 500 followers, there’s a lot of fucking options and brand supported, corporate owned and selected pussy is just old school….but I am old school and the fact is….it’s still Candice Swanepoel, pretty much an icon to us old timey perverts of the early internet generation….

Sure, her instagram marketing hustle may be seen as desperate, like old bitch trying to be current, but she’s rich and should be keeping the dream alive, she’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL people…

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