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2025

12

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Steps Out of Retirement for a New Naked Role of the Day

We can all agree that Jennifer Lawrence, as annoying as her personality was when she was cast in every movie, broke through to us with her hot self shot nudes….making us appreciate her rockin’ tits and pussy that got some poor hero who hacked her icloud arrested. Dude actually did time for her weak passwords…

Since google brings you naked Jennifer Lawrence pictures if you want to revisit those nudes, it is only natural for her to do naked Hollywood roles, we’ve all seen it before and it can add to her bullshit storyline of being a legit actress, when we all know there is no such thing as legit acting, it’s not an art form, it’s retarded.

Unfortunately for us, she does those nude scenes as a mom of two who doesn’t work out. The tits saggier, the ass flatter and sloppier….

BUT it is still a nude scene and we shouldn’t hate on that.

Sure, Jennifer Lawrence making a comeback is boring, no one cares, she’s not that compelling, but at least it’s nude, since we can’t control who these Hollywood idiots cast.

The movie is called “DIE MY LOVE”…

The premise of Die My Love is a psychological drama about a woman, Grace (Jennifer Lawrence), who is a writer and new mother experiencing a mental breakdown after moving to a remote house with her musician husband, Jackson (Robert Pattinson). The film explores her descent into madness, fueled by the isolation and pressures of domestic life, which creates a terrifying and chaotic environment for both her and her family.

Just some more Hollywood propaganda written by day dudes, lesbians or liberal whores having the best time talking about all the boys they have sex with, because if you’ve ever been stuck behind a liberal woman, all she talks about is all her boy troubles, like it makes her interesting, all because they act like they want a real relationship that is more than being banged out, but there’s no drama in that, so why limit themselves…

The point is, this is not a movie about some woman becoming a happy trad wife, it’s about a girl losing her shit when being sent out to a remote area to raise her family….

Programming to kill the family unit and to force people into the pods jerking off to porn they want us in…

Here are the screenshots of the NUDE SCENE.

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2025

11

Dec

Jessica Alba is a Horny Granny in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Jessica Alba must be 50 years old by now. Her kids probably old enough to be having kids of their own, yet she still feels hot enough to wear a bikini for whoever is willing to look.

Lucky for her, she is Jessica Alba and people like to pretend that things haven’t changed in the last 25 years and that she’s still a hot piece of celebrity ass they want to fuck, forgetting she’s statistically no longer fertile, hormonally a man, well past her prime and probably pissing herself like the other 50 year old women with kids…

Sure, she’s still Alba and worth a fuck, but that would apply if she was 500 pounds down on her luck in a rehab facility after 10 strokes from bad drugs trying to medicate after no longer being relelvant.

Instead, this version of ALBA on this timeline, is a billionaire….and stays fit…and tanned…and the only tragedy is that her exhibitionism doesn’t involve spread pussy….

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2025

11

Dec

Dua Lipa Nipples for Christmas of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another Albanian singer, which should make you wonder why 4 of the 10 top singers in the world are Albanian…

I mistakenly called Charli XCX an Albanian in her sloppy titty post. I called her out for being some sort of agent of Satan….that became an agent of Satan due to being trafficked from a refugee camp. I am fake news and can’t be trusted, but she is still potentially an agent of Satan, her origin story just different….

I guess I was confused with Dua Lipa and the other Albanian refugee child trafficked to some “foster parents” who presented themselves as her parents, to raise her or train her to be a complicit puppet for the industry to use when she comes of age….

It is far more interesting and exciting to think there is a conspiracy to fame, or to why people become famous, rather than it being totally random…

In Dua Lipa’s case, she could be another puppet, pretending to have been organically made famous from strategic youtube, burt I don’t believe they let people organically become famous.

However, her dad was some sort of Eastern European advertising and marketing expert, who definitely understood the way to game the internet algorithms with Eastern European softwares, spam bots and fake traffic, giving the illusion of authenticity that the industry jumped on with open wallets..

Which is ALWAYS possible, people are retarded and buy into fake views all day…

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter but her Christmas fashions include nipple and that makes her the kind of agent of Satan you want, because nipples matter.

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2025

11

Dec

Kelly Osbourne Corpse of the Day

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They say that reality star Ozzy Osbourne died, but by the looks of it, his daughter Fat Kelly, who was also a reality star has also died…

They have been able to reanimate her body and present her to the world like someone who is alive, but clearly this is just modern funeral home mortician content to show off their work….

Take the corpse out of the coffin….

Photoshop the corpse in front of seasonal ZOOM backgrounds…

It’s dynamic…

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2025

11

Dec

Charli XCX Sloppy Titty of the Day

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Charli XCX is some big eye browed Albanian refugee, trafficked to the UK, where they established a new life for her, in which they were able to train her throughout her life, to be the industry puppet, agent of Satan they wanted her to be.

It’s a tale as old as time about getting these kids in the system when they are young, turning them into starlets who do what they are told by using severe trauma based mind control.

They even tell us about it in movies like Zoolander.

They soft launched Charli XCX’s tits a bunch of years ago, during COVID she made her official deal with the devil, where everything about her went darker, and her career exploded.

She even had a video where she was marrying the devil, which is totally a natural thing to creative direct or write into your music video.

Especially in this Atheist society, just throwing in demonic symbolism for fun, when the average person doesn’t think about demonic things, or Christian things, because they are just lost souls looking for pussy to jerk off to.

The point is, for a society that doesn’t care about god and thus shouldn’t care about he devil, there’s a fucking lot of satanic symbolism in the media….

Makes you think that maybe, that’s why they don’t care about god, because the evil satanic agenda is working on you idiots….that is all part of the satanic program….

Because these fucking big eyebrows and sloppy tits are still tributing him, harder than you cum tribute Charli XCX after jerking off on your ipad – EYE PAD…

For a atheist society, they sure hate Jesus a lot, like with a passion, any non believer is aggressive on their hate towards the lord and savior and they seem to really love all things satanic…why is that?

MAKES YOU WONDER…doesn’t it.

You heathen fucks need to get saved because behind the scenes, they are trying to destroy you!

Just a heads up….

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2025

10

Dec

Britney Spears Delivers The Freshest Content of the Day

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The nice thing about Britney Spears is that all her content seems like it was shot in real time.

It doesn’t feel like it’s archive footage, shot 10 years ago on the second generation iphone.

It doesn’t look like it’s some Blackberry NUDES sent in 2010….

It looks like it’s HIGH FIDELITY, HD TV, fucking the best quality camera you’d expect one of the world’s most successful popstars to have.

The fact her content looks like Liveleak beheading videos makes it all the better…

So apparently, she’s free, she’s on Vacation and she wants you to see her in a pink bikini like you’ve never seen her before in what was probably the same pink bikini, but not because it was shot back then, but because she is a minimalist, like a office mom who goes on vacation once every three years, and only owns one bikini, I mean she’s just Britney Spears….

What I am saying is that the real Britney is probably dead.

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2025

10

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Fossilized Dinosaur Model of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been modeling longer than most of us have been alive.

She was like the cartoon character that is always pregnant, only instead, the lingerie model who is always a lingerie model.

She was like Regis and Kathy Lee before he died, just always around….never not present…until he died….

Only instead of random interviews, she was half naked in her lingerie.

Through it all, even in her younger years, I questioned why she was a bikini or lingerie model.

There was nothing that really stood out about her, maybe she was athletic, maybe her model implants were subtle, maybe she wasn’t a fat slob in a time when fat slobs didn’t really exist….so she wouldn’t have been a fat slob….but she was very fucking ordinary.

Maybe people wanted a normal looking model to sell them catalog panties….

Maybe people find normal looking to be exceptional because they are from a small town of fat slobs, in a time when fat slobs do exist and whined hard enough to make brands like Victoria’s Secret, who created Ambrosio, fold their strategy and hire fat slobs as their models, in some bizarro world no one asked for….

Never listen to the losers of the internet is what I always say as a loser from the internet…but I am the kind of loser on the internet who keeps to my damn self and doesn’t DM brands or find other losers of the internet to rally and protest mall brands to include my kind of loser into their ad campaigns….

EVEN THOUGH a guy jerking off in the changing room watching women shop for lingerie would be great for a super bowl ad.

Point being, she’s 50 years old,. and her ass still looks great in this shoot from Barbados, even though I never really thought her ass looked that great when she wasn’t in menopause….

Check out this shoot….

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2025

10

Dec

Lily Allen Sheer Lingerie Granny Whore Party of the Day

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Lily Allen seems to have got herself a mommy makeover of some sort. One of those liposuction, re-distributed fat, botox, fake titty, Ozempic kind of middle aged shit that makes you wonder why she wasn’t this hot bodied when she was first getting her start as a pop star nepo baby….

She was dumpier than Nicole Richie at the time, her uneven tits disgusting, a slob with a catchy song that got girls excited and that made her rich as shit.

Now I don’t hate Lily Allen, she sort of just rode the opportunties presented to her, but she didn’t look this good 20 years ago, which makes me suspicious of why she looks this good now.

I don’t actually care, I’ve decided that my hate for old ladies, trying to be hot in menopause was just ignorance, because their deep insecurities from aging out so hard they need to invest 100s of thousands into their tits, so that they can do lingerie shoots at their pensioner age, makes for good dick sucks….probably not from Lily Allen but from the bootleg girls who listened to Lily Allen and are Lily Allen’s age, trying to hold on in their 40s, with a couple kids and failed marriages behind them…

If you look hard enough, you may see her mom cunt.

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2025

10

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Titty in the Tub of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney still has her tits….

She just wants you to know…

She has white substances on her face like a whore caked in sperm….in a suit too tight for those monster tits…

She has tits….and they are still there.

Christmas miracles happen – it is the most wonderful time of the year!

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2025

09

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Filtered Face of the Day

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There was a time you’d cum on a bitches old weathered face to fill up the wrinkles like the products they sell old people in the mall…

It was a tactic to get old ladies to let you jerk off on their faces when you worked at the old folks home….

Now, the boomers who were born after the war thanks to a eugenics program, have been given access to computers and technology.

So along with trying to post up emojis inappropriately on people’s facebook statuses, or giving Indian scammers their life savings on dating sites, because they think it’s Britney Spears on the other end, or letting people into your online banking……

We’ve got old ladies using AI filters that erase the life in their faces and turn themselves into animations…

This is like ELF YOURSELF, but updated to be weirder, but at least the tits are out…since KLUM has the titties…and is better than what it actually looks like…

Sometimes, real life needs to stay off the internet…

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