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2023

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bed Selfie of the Day

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Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire […]

2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why […]

2022

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Body of the Day

I’d say J.Lo has got to give it a rest, just because you can use CGI and high budget movie make-up to give off some illusion that you’re not rotted out, doesn’t mean you should.. There’d be nothing wrong with J.Lo tapping out on her pile of money, enjoying her retirement with her new Husband […]

2022

21

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bodysuit of the Day

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It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be […]

2021

06

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Ass of the Day

I know that celebrities are shitty fucking people. They are the asshole over-achievers who aren’t always the hottest but they are the most narcissistic…. So I have little hope for them to begin with…if you give some ego that has the balls to try to be famous that stamp of approval…and if you give them […]

2020

02

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Getting Porny of the Day

Jennifer Lopez at 50-something years old is I guess trying to push the boundaries because she’s really feeling herself, loving herself more than you thought she did, even though you know she’s so fucking hyped on herself…. Despite her fame and fortune and all she’s accomplished, the one thing you’d think she’d pull back on […]

2020

24

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Nude and Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is one of those 50 year olds who doesn’t want to act like she’s 50, but instead is pretending to still be 20, despite being 50 and I find the whole thing pretty trashy. It’s like bitch made her money, can continue to make money without trying to be sexy and empowered, but […]

2020

19

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Underboob of the Day

The hype around Jennifer Lopez could not be anymore misdirected. It’s all fucking bullshit, the 300 year old monster who shoved herself down our throats in the 90s because she was some sort of big asked latina, or is it LATINX, you fucking idiots…. But yeah, big assed latina, who, despite appreciating a big ass, […]

2020

16

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage of the Day

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J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic […]

2020

16

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

I guess all the useless overpaid ego celebrity fucks out there who have been rewarded too many times by the people to realize they re the fucking worst…not to mention they are surrounded by a paid entourage who have the sole job of making these assholes think they are the best, even though they already […]