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2015

20

Oct

Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

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Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance…

Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman…

Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical…

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2015

19

May

Carmen Electra’s See Through Old Lady Strip of the Day

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Carmen Electra is 100 years old…and was used at some AIDS event in Vienna that is apparently the most important AIDS event in the world…as some stripper in see through hosiery…that may or may not be showcasing her nipples…in what may or may not be a feature called “The Amazing She Doesn’t Have Aids Based on her Bottom Feeding Career Filled With Unproducted Hooker-Like Sex with Rich and Famous Dudes”….I hear it was her or Magic Johnson doing Jump Shots to show the world that AIDS or Not…if you’re rich enough you can power through it..

Speaking of AIDs, some people are pretty sensitive about AIDS…but most young people under 25 don’t even know AIDS exist and still think it’s a retro thing that doesn’t matter…meaning no condoms, which is ok, if these idiot kids werent having sex with every single random person they meet on the internet…including but not limited to people like you…and me…

So my prediction is a huge AIDS comeback tour…like it was the Spice Girls…or Carmen Electra still showing tits in her 40s….for AIDS…weird…

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2015

06

Mar

Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies…

Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…

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