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2023

23

May

Adriana Lima Big Cleavage of the Day

Adriana Lima is probably 500 years old, she wouldn’t retire from Victoria’s Secret like the asshole employee who doesn’t really get that she’s not wanted, but that they can’t get rid of, because he’s devoted his life to the factory, only she was a chubby 40 year old monster titty Brazilian with blue eyes at the time, who likely still sold products….

She was part of the Victoria’s Secret aspirational marketing team, where they used hot chicks that fat chicks would angrily cry about because they felt it gave unrealistic body images, even though it was pretty realistic, so realistic that at the end of her run, Lima was a fucking porker….

She is not part of their current group of freaks, rejects, fatties, old ladies, monsters and Kendall Jenner, in their unrelateable virtue signalling, unable to understand how the brand did better with hot chicks.

She was finally let go, with the other angels, maybe they let go of all the angels, just to allow Lima to move on with her life….

I don’t know, but her big model tits are still out, her old lady face looks creepily unwrinkled and smooth and has me wondering if it’s a filter, filler, botox, or just weird alien shit….but I figure if you stare at the middle aged mom tits, the creepy wrinkle-free face doesn’t really matter….

I’ve included a paparazzi shot for reference…

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2021

24

Sep

Adriana Lima Lingerie of the Day

Adriana Lima’s out here in lingerie, in what I’ll assume is for Rihanna’s lingerie, or what I like to call a diversion from Victoria’s Secret who have been dragged through the mud for a few predatory reasons, including but not limited financing that guy who “didn’t kill himself”…

I have had this theory a long time ago that the big and evil corporations that produce 90 percent of the panties of the world, own slave run factories in countries where slave labor is legal and the woke don’t seem to give a shit so long as they can buy it off amazon, or the internet, or their celebrity tells them to.

These climate change activists ordering made in china shit that destroys the environment so they can have the hot crotchless panties for their social media feeds…

Anyway, the theory was that Victoria’s Secret owned all the underwear factories with the Chinese government because that’s how doing business in China works, meaning that Rihanna’s panties could very easily be made by the same people we think she’s dominating in the cheap panty industry…

I mean, that would explain why someone like Lima in her 40s, looking alright considering she’s in her 40s, is being used by her, instead of by the brand you know she’s so deeply loyal to…but yeah, she’s in her 40s and looking better than she did in her 30s…so figure out what kind of ritual made that happen…was it BOTOX, was it HORMONES….WHO KNOWS….it happened.


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2021

23

Jul

Adriana Lima Nude of the Day

Adriana Lima’s ass looks very fucking square….and it’s probably been edited…
I am not against a rich as shit model getting naked on her dock in what I’ll assume is Miami because I heard she lives there….

I remember when she was the hottest fucking thing Victoria’s Secret had and she stuck it out there probably a decade past her prime..

She retired officially at 40 but she’s probably not even full retired…and in the end she was rocking a thick, barrel.-like mom bod you’d expect to see at the park eating ice cream like it was dick, only it isn’t dick, it is ice cream, cuz now that they’re moms, they find more happiness from the sugar than from the dick…if anything the dick is their enemy, marriage and all, plus look at how dick ruined your life as you watch your shitty kids being shitty…without dick….no shitty children and maybe you’d have your body back…fucking dick.

But yeah, here’s an old barrel bodied mom, showing a very long middle aged ass, I mean look at the ass-crack itself…it’s a foot long….but she’s playing it like it was a hot ass…and maybe you think it is a hot ass because you’re such a fan of hers and maybe she’s confident in her ass because she’s made millions off of it…and the reality is that naked long asses are better than clothed ass…and that’s what we’ve been reminded of here today.

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2020

03

Jun

Adriana Lima Tits of the Day

Adriana Lima was another one of these instagram protestors who doesn’t really care about the issues at hand because they are in the 1%…and are not affected by racism, especially when they come from Brazil where their people kill each other all fucking day, at least according to all those LiveLeak videos I post.

So bitch posted that black square, making the whole racist America thing about her, because these are narcissists who have been rewarded for being hot their whole life, they don’t necessarily have actual brains…

Only to post a fucking AD today for a skin care company…

I am not saying don’t use your platform for good, or for causes you believe in, or any of that even if you’re just a set of tits, I am just saying don’t be half assed and only do it because you fear being shamed if you don’t….otherwise you look like a fucking idiot.

Running a Clarins ad as America, the country that made you who you are, for personal gain is hilarious, but fuck it all, post what you want, just don’t be hiding behind a black square to make us think you care you disingenuous fuck.

Stick to the tits, even at 40, you old hag….that is what you know, let’s not go off course.

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2020

10

Feb

Adriana Lima Topless of the Day

Adriana Lima Topless

Adriana Lima is bragging that she’s 38 years old I assume…I mean I am not too sure what the hell she’s saying, it’s probably a language barrier, I don’t speak Brazilian Portuguese…

But the long skinny legged Victoria’s Secret model who held on a solid five years too long, and who was fat in her final years as a VS model, is working out I guess, or maybe on the face injections, or maybe eating aborted fetuses for the stem cells and HGH….I don’t fucking know…but she’s proud as she muffin tops out of some skimpy looking spanx style shorts to help fight the look of menopause.

I guess 38 isn’t really that old….but it is for women….who rely on being hot models to validate themselves like they were a parking ticket at the local mall. Spend 30 dollars and get 4 free hours….

Here she is at some Oscar Vanity Fair Party…

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2020

07

Jan

Adriana Lima Big Tits on the Beach of the Day

Adriana Lima Big Tits on the Beach

Adriana Lima was a Victoria’s Secret for far too long, I mean literally far too long. She extended her career for about a decade longer than she should have but I guess their website analytics stated that she was still an earner, that her celebrity still pushed panties, and they weren’t going to let her retire and live that good life in Miami she wanted, they were going to keep her slaving away like some kind of banged out sex worker who can no longer walk thanks to all the sex she’s been paid for, only the bikini model version.

So here she is looking like shit, still busy, but not nearly the Adriana Lima she was, more a shadow of what she was…declining faster than a gay with AIDS in the 80s…the bikini model version.

Adriana Lima Big Tits on the Beach

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2019

26

Nov

Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica of the Day

Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica

Model Adriana Lima is looking hot, literally.

Her face covered in what looks like caked on weak incel semen that is more like piss than cum due to a lack of testosterone….but I could be wrong…I am not a doctor…

This is probably not a throwback to the EPSTEIN BUKAKE that got her a Victoria’s Secret career that’s made her millions and that has an ironclad Non-Disclosure Agreement…that at 400 is forced to find new ways to sexualize herself to monetize herself as Victoria’s Secret slowly dies off like Epstein during his suicide…and I guess as her sexuality dies off….with menopause…

She is the reason the brand didn’t stay current or hip to the new generation of genderless freaks…they use women who their mom’s remember watching in the catalogs back when they were in high school…THAT FUCKING OLD..

Weird amateur porn angles though…I bet you like this. Sick fuck.


Here is her ass in a bikini
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2019

14

Aug

Old Lady Adriana Lima in a Bikini of the Day

I zoomed in on these pics of Adriana Lima’s ass…and some weirdness is going on.

Maybe it’s just natural Patina, maybe it’s some wear and tear from usage, like when you see your car door start to get loose and the floormats weathered, and the stearing wheel coating rub off, maybe there’s an arm rest with a handle that broke off, or your driver’s side door is stained from your jacket rubbing on it, or cigarette burns…you know USE….

But that doesn’t mean it’s hot at 40…sometimes you gotta take it into the scrap yard or sell it at a discount on Craigslist to some pervert who was looking to kill a bitch, and have a documentary made on that killing, cuz he was wronged by the police early in life…

If you know what I mean.

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2019

12

Aug

Adriana Lima Hot Model of Christmas Past of the Day

Adriana Lima is old, bloated and disgusting, but that’s just what happens with the aging process..

One of the most offensive things about Adriana Lima is that she kept working when she started to turn into the barrel that she’s become…and instead took the money, rode it out, never quit gracefully and instead decided to ride her VS contract into the ground….I guess plus sized was a thing, old age was the only people buying VS, so old age models just made sense…

Now she’s out here, with what is probably a fake ass, It has the roundess of a fake ass, and that’s more disappointing than just owning the aging process.

Bitches get old, we get that, why you gotta confuse us by continuing to model and by getting your face jacked off, creating a species of weirdness I don’t like…

Good fake ass pussy hole shot, I guess she’s proud that as a Brazilian she’s not with BALLS…and as a Brazilian…a Brazilian butt lift is her duty…cuz that ass is weirdly round like a Jenner and I don’t believe it is from fitness – at least not based on her GUNT….

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2019

19

Jul

Adriana Lima and Irina Shayk Fetish Gear of the Day

Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Vogue Espana Fetish

I guess seeing Adriana Lima’s 40 year old Brazilian tits about a decade after she was hot is exciting to some of her fans…especially when you’re tag teamed with Irina Shayk…you know another over the hill mom with a baby still breast feeding….these babies are their secondary revenue streams…

I just find it a too little too late situation. Adriana Lima has been bloated and fucking weird looking for a while now….but these are still nipples on girls holding onto the glory days, holding onto the dream…

There is absolutely no reason for these two rich Mail Order Brides who are living your American Dream, despite being immigrants, and fucking your men…while you’re in a trailer park on food stamps….

You shouldn’t stand for this….not that you can stand…it hurts your joints you fat fuck..


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