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2015

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass for Twitter of the Day

Her name is Adrianne Curry, I can only assume that you’ve never heard of her, because she’s absolutely irrelevant, but then I remember that this is a blog, and blogs are an outdated content delivery system, so you are probably old school and set in your ways, not part of the new social media, self involved, herpes generation….who use things like browsers and go to things like websites…unless it is seen on facebook…so you know exactly who she is…

A reality star…from the advent of reality TV…who ended up on other reality shows…before settling down with a Brady Bunch actor for more reality TV….who eventually was forgotten, because reality whores are interchangeable…so she turned to social media to post her smut…like ass shots and tits shots before doing the comicon circuit…to get nerd, virgin, loser, fans because they are loyal…

Well…she’s still posting her ass on twitter…fascinating legacy her bottom feeding is leaving behind…as her relevance that never was is officially dead.

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2014

27

Oct

Adrianne Curry Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Adrianne Curry is notorious bottom feeder and fan of the site, if you consider her targeting me many years ago on Twitter, telling me off, so that her nerd henchman who watch her every move can follow up for three weeks telling me how much of a dick I am for calling out their hooker queen, who you may or may not know as Season 1 of America’s Next Top Model winner, turned Comicon hustler – after a stint as Courtney Stodden before Courtney Stodden, taking on reality TV one awful publicity stunt of a show at a time…

Well now she’s nude modeling…and here are those nudes…fascinating even though there is not enough gaping asshole

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2014

31

Mar

Adrianne Curry Ripped for Old Times of the DAy

You probably don’t remember Adrianne Curry because she doesn’t really matter and never really mattered. She was more of a chronic reality TV illness when reality TV infected the world. From bullshit top model shows, to living with other celebrities, to marrying one of those celebrities and having a show built around them…leading to a great career as a twitter personality who goes to comicon conventions in cosplay…

I mean she single handedly proved that people will watch pretty much anything, and pay attention to even the worst human, as long as it is on TV…

I like to think her claim to fame is when she told me off on Social Medai…

Well if you’ve been wondering about where she’s been, and you haven’t been, she’s been working out and here are her muscles. She’s the worst. Even when she’s SHOWING HER NIPPLES

Remember – she doesn’t matter.

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2013

12

Feb

Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…

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2013

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound?

That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom.

I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

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2012

26

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong for Twitter of the Day


I fucking love Curry…I love it with meat whether chicken or goat or beef or lamb…I love it with vegetables and potatoes…I like it in my thai stir fry….with coconut milk and I like it in my ROTI…..I just don’t like it when it is a low level attention seeking slut…even though I love low level attention seeking sluts….I just hate when they have egos and don’t realize they are low level crap…but then again when she’s posting pics of her ass to twitter…you gotta think she knows she’s hurting for hits…..and it’s not even a great ass, but it’s ok, it does make me kind of hungry, but as an emotional eater who is always hungry, that’s not saying much, maybe it is cuz of her last name and

MY STEPFAMILY POSTED SOME PICS OF HER TOPLESS IN THE FORUM her naked…is beter than her in a dirty shit stained thong…but still fucking garbage

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2012

25

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day


Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable…

I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips….

Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does…

Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.

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2012

13

Sep

Adrianne Curry Screaming For Attention in a Sports Bra of the Day

Adrianne Curry is posting pics of herself to twitter for attention because I guess that’s all trash like this really has to fill her empty days….her twitter fans….

Life of a failed reality star…. which is a funny concept in and of itself is pretty funny…since you normally have to be a failure to be a reality star…since people who don’t want to be famous generally aren’t applying or auditioning to be on Reality TV Fame…they are instead working.

All I know is that she’s a cunt, and I am not a vile man, I don’t hate women or use the C-Word loosely, I save it for special occassions, like when a cunt tells me off on twitter after I’ve been nothing but nice to her…you know promoting her bottom feeding stunts for her for free…when she should really be sending me gift baskets…

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2012

12

Sep

Adrianne Curry Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is not a friend of DrunkenStepfather.com or me, Jesus Martinez, and I am not just saying that cuz the erotica she produces is on some low grade, mall photographer, the kind who takes nudes of wives for husbands as 20th Anniversary gifts….this lingerie shit she’s posting to twitter, cuz the half naked shit gets her follows, even if no one prior to her getting half naked remembered her from such low level reality shows as the first Season of Next Top Model…something she’s parlayed into such legendary things as marrying and divorcing a 60 year old from the Brady Bunch and ending up dressed up as Star Wars characters at conventions cuz it is all the work she can get….

I am saying it cuz she tried to tell me off on twitter once a long time ago, before blocking me and propelling to this rock bottom self produced lingerie pics….

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2012

27

Aug

Adrianne Curry’s Topless Pic for Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is some evil fucking woman who didn’t matter before Twitter existed. Sure she was on TV, and in America that is enough for a bitch to be considered important, or worth talking to, or worth giving free shit to, but she wasn’t a household name, she was just that slut who banged the dude from Brady Bunch for scandal and reality TV that sucked…..but now, now she’s made moves, and is the has been who never was, who discovered nudity and fan boy nerd shit is all it takes to get fans on the fucking internet…..

I hate her….and her shitty topless pics for twitter…..

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