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2018

29

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Slutty of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Slutty Bikini Bottoms

Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture…

Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17…

Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time.

Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….

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2018

25

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body…

I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is.

No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there…

Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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2018

28

May

Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Nipples in a Pink Shirt

Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

Ashley Tisdale Nipples in a Pink Shirt

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2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

14

Nov

Ashley Tisdale – Grocery Shopper that is Probably Pregnant of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her…

That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore…

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2014

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum.

It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket…

You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it…

You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her..

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2014

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Yoga Pose of the Day

Recently married Ashley Tisdale, the face that gives girls hope that if they manage to figure out how to be a hollywood starlet with a lot of money, they too will find love despite their possible flaws that may or may not throw off a man…or more importantly that they are insecure about…

Not that any girl should really care about her face in this era, because really it’s all about how good your ass looks, what your hip to waist ratio is, and even your tits, and what angles you take of yourself on your social media. As long as you can fake it, with fake hair, make-up and all that other bullshit, all while putting out good, you’re perfect.

It’s like a pretty face once mattered, maybe, but not anymore, because you don’t fuck the face, and when you do, you’re more into the strain and pain and discomfort in her eyes, and not whether she’s got a wonky fucking nose, you don’t jerk off to the face, you save that for jerking off on, after you go for the close up butthole shot, and really a face doesn’t even need to exist…as long as you’re not mutated or a freak, you’re good.

I mean, I think this Yoga Post, a popular instagram trend, proves that….science…

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