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2018

06

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ass and Tits Pussy Print Red Bikini Mexico

I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Ashley Tisdale TIts and Ass in White Bikini Mexico

Here is her version of this for Instagram

Ashley Tisdale White Bikini Instagram

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2018

03

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Ass and Tits in Black Bikini

Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

Ashley Tisdale Fake Tits in White Bikini

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2018

29

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Slutty of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Slutty Bikini Bottoms

Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture…

Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17…

Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time.

Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….

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2018

25

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body…

I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is.

No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there…

Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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2018

28

May

Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Nipples in a Pink Shirt

Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

Ashley Tisdale Nipples in a Pink Shirt

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2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

14

Nov

Ashley Tisdale – Grocery Shopper that is Probably Pregnant of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her…

That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore…

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