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2021

20

Aug

Beyonce Ass of the Day

I saw some story that Britney Spears beat up one of her staff members, which is convenient…a friend of mine said “she’s not that innocent”….to which I say…her loneliness is probably killing her….or maybe it’s all a fucking bullshit story because they need to prove she’s crazy to do whatever they can to get power over her so it doesn’t disrupt their earnings. Pretty disgusting example of how the system doesn’t work for everyone….even rich people…because humans are pieces of shit..

The good news is part of their campaign to make her look crazy, they’ve got her out here doing amazing hand bras…

I do not really give a shit about 40 year old tits, but it’s BRITNEY BITCH….and I love this fucking meltdown…assuming it is even Britney…and not some Britney Filter on a stripper while she’s in the fucking cell..RELATABLE….

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Oh look Beyonce is showing you her 45 year old ass that is probably a CGI or Augmented Reality version of Beyonce to manipulate you into her web of lies….that I am sure she’s been pushing for a long time..

I know, conspiracies right….but Jay Z and Beyonce have been some of the biggest names in entertainment who like to use EVIL symbolism in all they do…so by default you should look at everything about them as potentially evil…but that’s just some bullshit conspiracy right…

She’s just posing next to fire with her almost hot fat mom ass out a few weeks after torching the Church she owned in New Orleans…alright…

Sure her body looks alright, better than it did when she was 25….which makes no sense, how could that happen…I wonder…

I generally don’t think any of the shit I see on the internet is even real…it’s just all manipulation…such an easy platform to fake shit on….so I’ll assume that this isn’t real either….

So whether it’s a CGI or AR, photoshop and filters…ass injections and other procedures….some wizard witchcraft shit….it’s still a fat famous rich mom ass…and I think these came out a few weeks ago…but who gives a shit..

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2021

25

Feb

Beyonce’s Ass in a Thong for Money of the Day

I just saw this post on WWTDD featuring a bunch of pictures of Beyonce promoting her Adidas Collab that probably makes her a billion dollars like Kanye’s Adidas collab, because apparently idiot fans by product that celebrities, who are already stupidly rich as shit from their bullshit music and other investments, feel the NEED to support the motherfuckers….

So you see people like Kate Hudson, Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rihanna with her lingerie….etc….pushing all kinds of garbage down our throats, like their carbon footprints are big enough with all their mansions…now they are like “BUY OUR BULLSHIT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA THAT YOU DON’T NEED” because their activism and WOKENESS is just lies, they only care about the fucking money….

So Beyonce, bigger than GOD, Beyonce is so into her IVY PARK fitness collection that bitch brought her 40 year old ass out in a thong to either terrify or excite, but probably to excite since it’s gone viral and people are pumped on seeing it…because ever bitch has a price…they’ll all get into a thong to get their ass jerked off to by people into asses like this….asses like this made more valuable because they are attached to Beyonce…but they’re really into it when it translates to hundreds of millions of dollars in sales…

We basically live in a world where top celebs like Beyonce are doing clickbait to push product like fucking AVON ladies, and it works….assuming seeing BEYONCE’s fat ass in a thong is working in your eyes….because it is in mine….I like seeing billionaires reduced to thirsty bitches of instagram….even if it makes them more billions…it just means being a whore on the internet is effective…so girls….who aren’t whoring ya’ll better start whoring..

To see the other catalog pics, with more ass CLICK HERE!

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2021

19

Feb

Beyonce Humping The Couch of the Day

I have watched self-produced internet porn of girls fucking pillows to get off, which I think is a weird thing to fuck to get off, but these girls are insatiable, at least the emotionally stunted ones looking for that release to help their anxiety, depression and finances from posting it on the internet for dudes into watching girls fuck pillows..

I find it a little creepy, you know there’s ample sex toys and household objects to put in a cunt, why limit it to grinding against a pillow…plus it’s too fucking soft to really give the orgasm you need…not that I have a vagina or know anything about a vagina other than that they are pretty dry when I touch them despite all the rumors I’ve heard of wetness…you know maybe being the man who makes women not horny in an era where they are fucking pillows cuz they are too horny and can’t go through the day without cumming on the hour….is a super power that will SAVE the future….from people letting the government throw them in FEMA camps cuz they are too busy fucking pillows in front of the mirror for instagram….

The point is, Beyonce inher 40s is being provocative and rubbing that mom pussy on things like all the girls who get with Jay Z behind Beyonce’s back…celebrity life shit…


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2014

25

Dec

Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom…

All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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2014

25

Nov

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does….

She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit…

That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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2014

24

Nov

Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do…

All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

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2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

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2014

10

Nov

Beyonce makes Tumblr Porn of the Day

I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.

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2014

01

Oct

Beyonce in her Underwear of the Day

Beyonce is in her underwear…but not in stolen pictures, I guess no one cares about seeing her get fucked by Jay Z, but I find that hard to believe, because it would be like a circus event worth a billion dollars of obnoxious.

I guess this is more of a why bother when she’s leaking the content herself in efforts to be some kind of sex symbol or interesting…despite being old and a mom.

Instead of being graceful and rich as fuck, post panty pics like a hooker trying to make it…

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but also feel like I never want to see these pictures again, maybe they are old, maybe I blocked them out, maybe they are not that great, I mean they are Beyonce, it’d be hard for them to be great – even though she is pretty convinced that everything she does is great…

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2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

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