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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2014

25

Dec

Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom…

All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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2014

25

Nov

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does….

She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit…

That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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2014

24

Nov

Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do…

All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

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2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

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2014

10

Nov

Beyonce makes Tumblr Porn of the Day

I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.

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2014

01

Oct

Beyonce in her Underwear of the Day

Beyonce is in her underwear…but not in stolen pictures, I guess no one cares about seeing her get fucked by Jay Z, but I find that hard to believe, because it would be like a circus event worth a billion dollars of obnoxious.

I guess this is more of a why bother when she’s leaking the content herself in efforts to be some kind of sex symbol or interesting…despite being old and a mom.

Instead of being graceful and rich as fuck, post panty pics like a hooker trying to make it…

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but also feel like I never want to see these pictures again, maybe they are old, maybe I blocked them out, maybe they are not that great, I mean they are Beyonce, it’d be hard for them to be great – even though she is pretty convinced that everything she does is great…

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2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

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