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2008

25

Sep

Check Out the Dude in These Bijou Phillips Pictures of the Day

I like to hate on Bijou Phillips, I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she never added me to Facebook, but it’s probably because she’s one of those LA rich kids who moved to New York to be a hipster, living the cocaine party slut fashionista life, and she looks like she takes her life too seriously. I remember hearing a story about her, where she went home with some film maker or DJ who was dating some model, and bitch let him fuck her up the ass. I am not lying. She’s accessible like that and why wouldnt she be, she’s clearly on some kind of quest to find herself and like all girls on a quest to find themselves, they slut out.

I know that she’s dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, who also won’t add me to Facebook. I am sure it’s got nothing to do with me saying they have Aids and more to do with no knowing who the fuck I am, but that’s the kind of internet snob behavior that proves a person takes themselves way too seriously, that pisses me off, not as much as the model who found out that Bijou Phillips seduced her fiance that she lived with with anal sex, but it still pisses me off.

That’s why I think this post should be about the guy in the background of the pictures, because he’s far more entertaining to look at than this try-hard hipster slut.

Posted in:Aids|Bijou Phillips

2008

12

Jun

Bijou Phillips Flashes Traffic of the Day

Bijou Phillips won’t add me to facebook, I am guessing it’s got something to do with her having no idea who I am and her delusions of being someone famous make her defensive or some shit, but I like to think it’s because I personally offended her all the times I called her an Aids slut. I used to say how she’s from that hipster, art scene, coke slut, rich kid in New York scene where the chicks are models or hang with models and the dudes are artists, djs and photographers and none of them shower, not because they don’t have a shower, because their Manhatten lofts are pretty luxurious, but because it takes away from whatever the fuck they are trying to project. They dress like they are homeless despite having lots of money and the ratty clothes they rock are all desigher and they have nothing better to do with her time than get fucked up all night and sleep all day but somehow always make time to have unprotected sex.

She’s been fucking that Danny Masterson motherfucker from Malcom in the Middle for a long time because he has no taste in women and because she’s kinda locked him in by giving him whatever the fuck she had growing in her busted up cunt, making it hard for him to fuck his other groupies because of a guilty conscious of giving whatever it is she gave him to them, but I guess in her spare time, which she has a lot of, she’s out flashing Freeways because it’s so wild, funny, and obscure like a scene in the movie Kids.

I hate her and hope you do too.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|Traffic Flasher

2008

12

Mar

Bijou Phillips is Excited of the Day

I found both Bijou Phillips and her boyfriend Danny Masterson from That 70s Show fame on Facebook around the same time someone emailed me these pictures of them at some fashion week event where Bijou is going fuckin’ insane, because she’s just that lively of a person. I guess you have to make the most out of life when you have a terminal illness.

Reality is, I wasn’t going to write about this HIV lookin’ hipster bitch, but I figured why the fuck not. I like rich girls with nothing better to do than develop drug addictions and fake modeling and acting careers because they are skinny enough and because their daddy’s have friends in high places, but I wanted to take a different approach.

So I reached out to both of them and told them I wanted them to write th posts about themselves because I had no interest doing it anymore and I got no response. So I am only doing this post to declare the war is officially on. This post may not reflect my anger, but I am still drunk from last night, but trust me, Masterson and Phillips…it’s on.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|Excited|Upskirt

2007

07

Jun

I am – Bijou Phillips Wears a Fake See-Through Dress and I Hate Paparazzi of the Day

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I hate the paparazzi…they are bottom feeding pieces of shit who take pictures of people they don’t have permission to take pictures of and then release them to the internet or sell them for huge amounts of money and when little old me comes across the pics in a a message board and writes a little blurb about whoever is in the picture and puts them on my site, the motherfuckers have to come after me, threatening to sue me.

I just run a personal blog that makes no money and these assholes run some kind of blackmarket photo business that makes millions and should be stopped, whether that means I have to switch my content to porn, or to pictures of people I take myself or not….

This is what they sent me:

Clare Wigmore wrote:

These photos of Maggie Gyllenhaal as above that you have added to your web site belongs to Splash News and have been reprinted on your web site without payment or permission.

I must ask that you delete them immediately from your archive, web site and any digital storage.

Please confirm by email that you have deleted these images.

Thank you for your prompt assistance in this matter.
Yours sincerely,
Clare Wigmore on behalf of Splash News

SPLASH NEWS
333 W. Washington Boulevard, Suite 508
Marina del Rey – CA 90292 – USA
Tel 001 310 821 2666 – Fax 001 310 821 9696

This was my response because I like to be funny.

Clare,

Thanks for the lovely email. I figure before getting down to business we should take the time to get to know each other. I usually like dealing with people who I’ve seen naked, I feel like it leaves little on the table to get in the way of getting things done. You know I won’t be wondering how your parts “hang” while you’re talking to me….

Ok, Now down to business, attached you will find an invoice for the $25,000 clicks I have sent your site at my exclusive SplashNews rate of $5 per click.

You can either pay me the $125,000 in credits to use your pictures, or you can always send a check to my mailing address.

Thanks Sweetheart.

Oh and PS – I take personal offense to the mis-use of the word Unauthorised, how the fuck to do you expect me to take you seriously when you make typos like a fucking clown.

I also take personal fucking offense to you trying to take me down and you trying to fuck with my content that I work hard at writing. Your threats of legal action piss me the fuck off. I don’t make money off my fucking site and I don’t have money to fight you. But let’s face it the real fucking criminal in this whole situation is the psycho stalker hiding in the fucking bushes snappin’ off pics of this bitch and her baby and not the personal blogger writing about big milk filled titties set to those pictures.

That said, I’ll have the pictures before you can spell unauthorised correctly, which may be a fucking while.

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Here are some pics of Bijou Phillips wearing a fake see through dress.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|See Thru|Uncategorized|Unsorted