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2018

11

Sep

Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

Britney Spears Big Tits Tight Abs Sexy in a Bikini

Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney..

But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now…

Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about…

So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores…

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2018

09

Jul

Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day

Britney Spears Slutty Short Shorts

Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation.

X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here)

Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE)

I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here)

They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid..

She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever.

Britney Spears Slutty Short Shorts

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2018

16

Mar

Britney Spears Erotic Workout of the Day

Britney Spears is amazing…

Partially because she’s throwing money at a bitching Kevin Federline, who already makes good money from her, but who wants more because she’s making more money, even though he’s likely zero involved in the raising of their kids…and that’s the kind of girl I can get behind, and would want to get behind, I mean moving in on a mentally fucked up pop star and knocking her up a dream, because she’s rich and hot and worth putting up with the annoying…

Partially because she’s every parent’s dream, an earner who keeps earning for her entire life….pretty much still adopted by the parents in “conservatorship”…because she’s crazy.

But mainly cuz she’s hot…check out this workout video…hot…

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2017

15

Nov

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears Workout Erotica

Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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2017

27

Jul

Britney Spears Boudoir Pic of the Day

I don’t know what this cheesy as fuck underwear being pulled up into her mom pussy, angelic and weirdly lit, made up like a sex doll, Britney Spears photo is for, apparently some kind of fragrance ad, or some other cheesy fucking product she is trying to unload…or that her handler parents re trying to unload by using her to carry their hopes and dreams on her broken girl back….and I don’t know who signed off on it..but it looks like some photoshopped boudoir Sears portrait studio after dark…where the Sears portrait studio sneaks people into Sears for sexy shoots they can sell the prints of at the Flea Market or that can save their cheesy white trash marriage by adding some spice to it…I saw it on an episode of Roseanne..it is a thing…not that I believe I could ever add life to my marriage, when all I crave is her death…

But you get what I’m saying ,and that is that despite being bad, this is good…so good…Britney is everything…

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2014

16

Dec

Britney Spears Lies to Us on Women’s Health of the Day

I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.

She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way…

All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health…

The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous

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2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

Een video die is geplaatst door Britney Spears (@britneyspears) op

Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

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