Britney Spears was far more interesting when she was financing her gold digging back-up dancer by having his babies…then losing her white trash shit when all that trailer park shit didn’t work out for her…leading to vagina flashing, shaving her head and all kinds of other insanity…before getting on the right medication, and handled properly by her handlers, keeping her quiet and focused on making them all rich…

So seeing here fat mom ass in a bikini is a memory of what was….a Britney Spears I enjoyed…who is now just a fat mom ass in a bikini…that I can’t really appreciate, but you probably can since you probably still her off to her first video…1997 was your year…and you can’t seem to let it go…

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Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary…

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I guess Britney Spears is proving that Spandex is some space age fabric technology designed to do miracles, like every fat chick in Yoga pants who has their booty that is normally fat, sloppy and disgusting, turn all round and awesome…and from reason, I am not offended by this, even if Britney died to me before the K-Fed years and babies happened….Maybe I like big round asses in spandex…or maybe I like broken down, mental disorder moms who can generate millions in revenue when they are well past their prime…who knows.

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As fun as it is to see a mom in her 30s play dress up like a half naked slut a month before Halloween because she’s a vapid puppet who no longer has a mind of her own thanks to all the medication and brainwashing…because it makes everyone millions…

I am more into this for the quality of the lyrics…you want a Lambo, a Mas, a Bugatti, you better work bitch…

Thanks for the tip Britney…or you could always just find a shell of a human to exploit like her handlers did…it worked for them yo’…

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Britney Spears posted this to twitter with the caption “WorkBitchDay2″…whatever the fuck that means…I assume she’s shooting a video…or doing something that I’m not gonna bother complaining about because she’s doing it in a bikini and even if I think Britney Spears is a pile of trailer trash shit seeping out of the communal outhouse, especially now that she’s in her 30s, a mom, and relatively boring, there was a time she was a huge deal, hot enough to jerk off to her music videos, and a pile of pop tart after it was digested…and shat all over the walmart bathroom stall…

I am still convinced that the best thing that came out of Britney Spears was K-Fed, the gold digging fertile motherfucker who taught us all that if you know how to dance, for a dumb, sheltered bi-polar bitch, dreams can come true…

She doesn’t look as bad as you’d expect, at least not from the front, probably all the ativan…good medicated millionaire puppet hustle…it’s her angle…cuz from the her Backside she is Pretty Shitty

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Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun…

I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams.

I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips….

But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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Here is a picture of the legendary teen icon, Britney Spears, no longer a teen, definitely not a girl and fully a woman, and old, washed up, tired woman who is hanging with what looks like Jabba the Hut, at least according to its chin, possibly to make her look skinnier, or maybe just because this is what America Looks like now thanks to all the bad food marketed to you, and it’s working, because Britney, despite looking dead, with no soul, all medicated and confused, with her titties and belly button stickin’ out, looks hot to me, but then again, medicated, dazed and confused girls is with no souls is kinda what I’m into. Maybe I just have a stupid lookin’ face fetish.

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