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2023

20

Dec

Britney Spears’ New Old Dance Video of the Day

I figure with these freaks from the internet or social media, mainly people with no souls, totally lost and empty consumers with a suburban mindset, trying to seemingly have more purpose, meaning, substance so they attach themselves to things like ice baths, meditation, mindfullness, and other really self involved new age bullshit to fill the whole in their hearts the size of god….all stretching, breathing, talking about their feelings and trauma, healing, usually in the comfort of their multi million dollar minimalist home….surrounded by down to earth things like a 1975 Land Rover Defender they paid 400,000 dollars for.

Anyway, in a time where these mantras and retreats, mental health medicated retards, self involve narcissism is upon us, we should do our own kind of meditation, like staring at Britney’s tits in a weird top as she dances around without her Christmas tree in the background of her favorite shooting locaiton, because she’s still in captivity or dead.

Clearly an old video, but reposted making it new again, and despite being Britney Spears, only 50k liked her video, it’s like they’re trying to kill her off on social media like they did in real life too….

I still find the whole conspiracy fun.

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2023

13

Dec

Britney Spears in her Underwear of the Day

Britney Spears, or the actor who plays this modern and free Britney Spears has decided to shoot some content in her underwear with some gloves and a top hat on in the bedroom.

I don’t see any plus sized dildos anywhere around, whichis disappointing, there seems to only bee a vape or some smokes and a phone that I need someone to date for me so that I know this content is recent.

Her caption is a little weird, obviously, not that I analyze captions, especially not Britney Spears captions, but it is fun to get caught up in the conspiracies of the internet and believe that she’s sending us COMS through her captions, especially when we all know she’s already dead, or incapacitated, or being played by a body double.

Put the hat ? and gloves ?on and immediately turned into character ?????????? !!! Sandra Cummings possibly ?????? ???

Is this some shout out to Alan Cummings in Chicago because they dressed Renee Zelwegger like this, or is it a reference to her cumming, which I would assume is impossible with all the meds she’s on, unless she’s the lucky one on meds who can’t stop cumming due to increased sensitivity.

I guess we’ll never know!

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2023

11

Dec

Britney Spears Rolling Around in her Underwear of the Day

Britney Spears or the actor playing Britney Spears since I am not convinced this is actually Britney Spears, loves to recycle her weirdo content and consistently repost the same videos and pictures, as you would expect if someone was actually dead.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this pink panty rolling around in bed content before, maybe slightly different, but not different enough to be new and original content.

They tell us that she’s free, that she produces content like this sometimes, but then recycles the shit like some hippie or homeless person separating the cans, instead of just shooting shit like this all day, like a bored cam girl, since she’s rich and living in her palace on her pile of money with nothing else to do.

I like to think Britney is alive and has free will because I think crazy ladies, especially in their 40s are a lot of fun in their crazy and with the resources and celebrity that Britney has, probably a lot more fun than the toothless tranny prostitute at the dive bar that smells like piss I was with yesterday…CHURCH.

So seeing the recycled content, like she’s been abducted and the captor is trying to keep her spirit alive through social media so no one asks any questions, is wasted opportunity because it should be new badly produced low quality content.

Watching Brit in bed is robbery.

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2023

16

Nov

Start Your Day with Britney Spears’ Tits and Dances of the Day

I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I am sometimes right in my conspiracies, and my Britney conspiracy is that she’s not alive anymore. This is either old content or a body double with a Britney Augmented Reality filter trying to keep the illusion that Britney is alive alive…

People like to assume she’s just a nut because being called a nut or being a mental health episode allows for us to be programmed to think “Oh she’s just crazy”…..so that we don’t question the different face she has or the fact that she’s a top tier pop star who spent 30 years doing song and dance only to end up doing dances more awkward than a fat mom on tiktok trying to go viral for awkward dancing…

Anyway, here’s that dance, since it’s a pants off party and we like those…

And here are some old TITY pics circulating for old times…because we like those too:

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2023

09

Nov

Britney Spears Ass on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, I am a firm believer that Britney Spears is dead, or in an institution and not actually running her own instagram feed. I think the content is old and what I would do if I was an abductor and wanted the general public to think a bitch is alright, when she’s actually locked in a garden shed raising my baby like she was Brie Larson in her academy award winning performance “Room”.

Then there’s the whole everything is fake, AR filters, high tech, AI that you don’t even know if you’re jerking off to a real person, or computer generated people, where you don’t know if you’re listing to real music, or computer generated music, it’s all very terrifying.

Then there’s the whole replacement theory, not the one where you’re being replaced by immigrants, but the one where they swap a person out with a new person and your brain just accepts that person as the old person because they can’t find the reference point to doubt that it’s the same person.

Anyway, she posted a bikini video, not dancing in knives, on a sailboat in Maui where she claims she was yesterday, and I find that story pretty doubtful, I’ll still look at her big mom ass…whether she’s genuinely free, or in captivity, or dead or not.

Her caption is a fucking novel, like her actual novel, that I assume is on the best sellers list by now.

I did research about bullying and kids being mistreated at school … it’s pretty interesting what I came across !!! l’ve probably studied human emotion more than anyone on the planet and have been a person that was studied and analyzed like a science lab against my will so I find this pretty exceptional viewing the data !!! We all have our inner subconscious thoughts and some are better suited to hide those emotions or weakness !!!! Most of them live in Los Angeles they are called actors and actresses … and unfortunately I’ve never been that great at acting but you can guarantee I can spot one a mile away !!! They put shivers up my spine almost similar to what a person would feel if they saw a real criminal !!! I wear my heart on my sleeve and I’ve had to learn the hard way … but I do know what it’s like to feel tormented … bullied … and completely humiliated. I speak about this because the main thing I found interesting in this is that when it comes to emotion, there really is no explaining it !!! It’s honestly beautiful but abuse on top of it … that’s where it gets a little more serious !!! Is it a big deal ??? 100 percent it’s a big deal !!! The thing I found so disturbing is out of all the bullying that I’ve researched, most of the victims were the ones who harmed themselves !!! l actually found that really interesting because you would think the person who caused the emotional turmoil would be the one of guilt and would want to take on that act !!! Even when some victims actually did take their own lives, the person who caused it got away with it never even shows a sign of remorse at all !!! I believe those people are actors and live in Los Angeles !!! I will just say it … I have a pretty home in Los Angeles … but the people scare me there and always have !!! Maybe I should take an acting class and not be so serious with my real emotions !!! Maybe I’m wrong but I’d rather be wrong than give my lips and smile to someone who isn’t even qualified to go two feet near me !!! PS yesterday with the sailors

Here are some older pics she posted with some bullshit caption…but at least acknowledges they are older pics of her….

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2023

03

Nov

Britney Spears Posts Another Old Picture of the Day

This may be the boomer in me talking, but the highlight of celebrity pop culture in an era where there are no actual celebs, just manufactured bullshit like Taylor Swift and other old-timers who still mooch, is the Britney Spears conspiracy.

She posted a picture of her fat tits in a tied up t-shirt while rocking a covidiot mask under her chin, in what she claims was her trip to Maui last year when no one was wearing covidiot masks because they realized they were a bullshit like that just made you sick…

She also posted a picture that says with all of the knowledge that we have or that we have access to has made us dumb….which to me is just a reminder that she’s telling us we’re idiots in plain sight because she is duping us and by she I mean the team of people who act as Britney on her corporation’s behalf because they killed her off during the conservatorship, there is too much money available and she’s a liability when they don’t control the brand bro….I mean that or she’s institutionalized.

I could be wrong, I’m usually wrong, but a dead or institutionalized Britney makes more sense to me that the content stream she posts to her social media, that every content piece seems to be shot 5-10 years ago….or with a BODY double…

So keep the Britney Conspiracy alive, let them keep pushing her crazy as we wait for them to announce her “untimely death”….Whitney Houston…

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2023

26

Oct

Britney Spears Got Naked of the Day

They claim that Britney wrote a book, but Britney is clearly not well, dead, or institutionalized….so I don’t really think she wrote a book.

Apparently, the people behind the book are actually her management and an LLC that her father is the director of, so seems like she’s not quite out of that conservatorship….and not the person who wrote the book.

None of that is all that shocking to anyone who has seen her content updated the last few years because it looks like it was shot 5 years ago under duress like a Liveleak hostage video….and it is not even clear if it is really Britney Spears or an AI filter that makes whoever is playing Britney Spears look enough like Britney Spears that the eager fan boy public believe it’s actually her, because they want to believe it’s her.

Now, she’s not out there promoting her book on her feed, she doesn’t read the audio version of her book, but some black chick does, which is precisely who you’d like ready Britney’s book….

She is naked though, not quite naked enough, but naked enough to make her look like a crackhead throwing her feces at you on the subway, which will make her death seem believable when they implement that marketing hook to increase Britney Spears Brand earnings…..

It’s all pretty weird, but I like disasters, even manufactured ones, at least when naked….even when not naked enough, but check out her photographer’s shadow….not sure he’s human…maybe the aliens who have abducted her, or the middle earth reptiles that run the world…definitely creepy but check out that mom ass…..

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2023

12

Sep

Britney Spears Satanic Panty Dance of the Day

Here’s some Britney Spears doing some really weird hand signals, that I know if you were to google them, would be some satanic ritual bullshit, since all these idiots do these weird ceremonial satanic rituals like a bunch of fucking losers, because either they believe in Satan, are trained by people who believe in Satan, or like to push the whole conspiracy that Hollywood is run by demons, because these people are fucking demons.

Whether this is Britney or not doesn’t matter, it’s AI that pretends to be Britney and that’s something exciting to those of us ready for the SEX ROBOT to replace all women, we’re almost there…

It would make sense if Britney was part of some big elaborate scheme, that she’d do weird ritualistic dances as a tribute to when they took her virginity and made her not that innocent…but even if she’s just a crazy rich lady who has lost her mind…she’s worth watching decline….because she’s half naked in her dance..



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2023

21

Aug

Britney Spears Gets Licked and Topless of the Day



Britney Spears, or her body double, or her clone, or her AR filter have recently let her handler who played her husband go. They are calling it a divorce.

I assume his contract was up and he has a better life to live as Britney’s ex, probably at the gay clubs or by the pool in Palm Springs where he can probably afford to live off his Britney earnings since his acting career is pretty shitty.

That’s not to say he wasn’t a rich kid to begin with, it’s just to say that marrying Britney means getting paid….especially when it’s an actual paid job to push the lie that she’s still alive, that she’s free, that she’s not in an institution, or that she’s not a body double, an AR Filter, or even to push that she’s fucking nuts.

To make her storyline even more obscure she posted some now single toplessness, you know, it’s what huge popstars do after the trauma of being a celebrity has destroyed them at their core…something I look for in a woman….

Then she hired a group of awkward dudes, probably of craigslist, all looking like her husband, all topless, and licking her from the boot up with some weirdo director behind the camera only for the content to look more like a snuff film from the VHS era than social media content in the porn generation.

If only she hire me to be the creeper giving direction, I can assure you that I’d make it good.

Here’s her caption, make sense of it if you can, because I can’t but it seems Britney could have been run through by a bunch of gay migrants who floated into Europe on a raft only to be adopted by Britney…..


When you go to meet up with a so called “friend” and drive an hour for chicken !!! Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom … I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ??? Malibu Canyon Road is the most horrible road ever to drive on … so what does a bitch like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!

Weird….



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2023

02

Aug

Britney Spears Red Thong of the Day

I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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