2009
07
Jul
Whenever I have horrible food poisoning because I eat garbage I find in random places as it is a matter of survival where beggars can’t be choosers, I find myself shitting random things out like blood and my liver while sitting on my toilet for hours, I always imagine that is what Britney Spears’ panties look and smell like, and it makes it all okay.
Here she is in shorts.
Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Shorts
2009
26
Jun
Britney Spears may not be sane, but she is in shorts….that’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Britney Spears|Shorts
2009
19
Jun
Here are some pictures of Britney’s nipples crying, but the good news is that they aren’t as sad as her vagina, thanks to the two pregnancies in over two years and her giving up on life which included but wasn’t limited to not washing or tending to her vagina needs.
Here are some pics….
Posted in:Britney Spears|Nipples
2009
18
Jun
Britney Spears’ nipples remind me of this skinny girl I once knew, who the second you’d get naked, the truth would come spilling the fuck out all over the fuckin’ place. Her tits would drop, her ass would fuckin’ drop and her legs would have the dirtiest cellulite I pretty much ever saw, before marrying my wife, he turns out to be made up of 98 percent cellulite and 2 percent useless fuckin’ lazy cunt who annoys the fuck out of me and lowers the little self esteem I have when I have to admit that not only did I fuck her in a bad drunk decision, but I also married the whore.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Nipples
2009
11
Jun
These are some old pictures of Britney and her agent boyfriend. A story that hit yesterday and is being used to cover up something, but I’m not sure what. Maybe the fact she had an abortion, or maybe it’s some conspiracy organized by her over-bearing control freak alcoholic father cuz he needs her money to keep his shitty businesses afloat.
I’ve probably already posted them. But I guess any excuse for bikini pictures is good enough for me, even if the pictures are of Britney, a piece of ass a lot more weathered than the prime teenage chainsmoker in American Apparel I was sitting next to 5 minutes ago.
Posted in:Agent|Boyfriend|Britney Spears
2009
08
Jun
These pictures are doing the rounds, thanks to some horny fan who wanted to zoom into a pole dancing scene in one of her music videos, only to discover what he hoped he’d discover, like a fucking explorer finding America, or a treasure hunter finding the fuckin’ gold, like his life work of being a creepy pervert weirdo finally fuckin’ paid off, because Britney’s not wearing pasties, she’s wearing temporary tattoos, but her nipple is stickin’ through, in some kind of easy access to feed babies and me between shots, and I’m posting the pictures making me as lame as the dude who went out and got these screenshots..
Posted in:Britney Spears|Topless
2009
21
May
I was emailed anonymously by someone who works at an abortion clinic, or who claims to work at an abortion clinic, where Britney Spears had an abortion the last couple of days. The reason was because she didn’t know who the baby daddy was and now she’s taken a couple weeks off to relax, recover and get her shit together.
The reason she’s acting wild on tour, fucking all the random cock she can, is because her dad has her by the abortion vagina, or as I like to call it her death trap, she’s on a short fucking leash and she’s been trying to escape him.
Her cellphone was taken away because she was calling friends to kidnap her from the hell she’s living. I can only assume it is going to end in a bloody murder as it is her only way out of this court order control.
The reason he’s got a tight fucking leash on her is not because he needs it for his dental bills because he pretty much crawled out of a Louisianna Bayou but because she finances all his business ventures that fail and he needs to keep the flow of cash comin’ in and the whole think is almost sad, except for the whole fact that she pretty much won the lottery when she was a kid and this is just what comes with selling your soul to the devil.
Posted in:Abortion|Britney Spears
2009
04
May
This is a funny video – skip to 2:15, where Britney is performing and some fan jumps on stage, scares the fuck out of her, makes her scream but miraculously, you can’t hear her because the Mic is off and singing isn’t her thing, despite being on stage in concert performing her album, and the whole thing throws her off while making me laugh. I guess watching people fail, even when they are huge stars with sold out concerts and huge album sales, makes me feel better about my useless self.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Crazed Fan
2009
01
Apr
Who the fuck is Candie’s trying to fool with these Britney pics? We get it, April Fools, good one, cocksuckers.
That’s almost as bad as Heidi Montag saying she’s pregnant on Twitter, but a little more creative, you know you actually had to get some asshole scraping off the layers of fat on photoshop, while Montag was just being the unoriginal cunt she is.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies
2009
27
Mar
Britney Spears posted this picture of her ass on Twitter and by Britney Spears I mean one of her staff memebers who pretends to be here, because the last thing Britney tried to use a computer, it ended up in her deep fryer and eater, because that’s what southern pigs do, they eat shit they deep fry. Sure that may not make sense, maybe I should tell a story about a mom of two who got on stage without pants on at my local strip club, because she’s trying to put food on the table, unfortunately, they couldn’t photoshop retouch her live, because her shit wasn’t this smooth and put together, in fact, her vagina looked more like a scaled down, fleshy garbage truck and kinda smelled the same. I still paid her 10 dollars to touch the tits, but only because she promised to squirt me with lactation, which leads me to ask, can you get AIDS from breast milk?
Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Twitter