I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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The people who run Britney Spears’ account, which I don’t think are Britney Spears, despite her being “free”….since I’m convinced she’s in captivity or dead and whatever this person is, is just a body double, or an AI generated image…

Hey AI, produce picture of Britney Spears on a horse on the beach….because the public are not buying that this feed is really her, or that she is alive, or that she’s free…because all the pics are shot in her living room, from the same angle, on the same phone and sometimes in the same outfit..

Hey AI, let’s create a VACATION moment for Britney Spears, so that people think she’s on a tropical getaway, horseback riding, doing thing FREE people do.

It’s all very weird, but hot tits in a bikini top…whoever the body double, or AI generated image, or actual Britney living her best free life MAY be…

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Here’s some Britney Spears producing some really weird, low budget content that I was assumed was created before they killed her off or institutionalized her after the whole “releasing her” from her captivity she’s under.

I just don’t believe it, mainly because of the glitches we’ve seen in her content and the shit quality in her content, and the fact that she could easily be a body double.

I don’t know why they’d do it, I guess money is still meant to be made…and it’s being made, they recently said she’ll be releasing a new album soon, obviously…KEEP MILKING THE CASH COW like you are K-Fed….

The reality is, maybe her family of handlers deserve the compensation because without their sacrifices she’d be nothing, and by sacrifices I mean child sacrifices with other record execs in exchange for the stardom they got…

Anyway, I’m into the body they pretend is Britney in her bikini doing smutty selfies on an out dated phone in what she claims is MEXICO back in April…SURE IT IS BRO…

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I like to call Britney Spears the Fake Britney, because I don’t really get Britney Spears from any of the content that she puts out there, even though it’s heavily weird, odd, even disturbing.

Sure, there is a small chance that this is actually Britney Spears, maybe shot before she was sent off to the prison they house her in, but there’s nothing really fun in that storyline.

You know, a hostage girl designed to make money for her family and team, abducted in plain site, or whatever you want to call it….only to break free and to behave like this, never leaving the house, dancing to the camera like an agoraphobic who doens’t know how to live.

I far prefer the this being AI, not a real human, or a body double hired to lay the groundwork of the storyline that Britney’s lost her mind, so that it normalizes and gets the fans acclimatized her demise.

Anyway, she’s wearing some panties in her dance….looking good enough for pop star, rich as fuck mom….so even if it is REALLY Britney no longer in captivity acting like she is in captivity being weirdly racy, awkard and uncomfortable….half naked, which is what counts!

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Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

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Britney Spears, who has renamed herself River Red because she’s totally fine…

I like to think is a body double or an AI version of the original Britney Spears, who they have either hired to make look like a total nutter, or they’ve built with untested technology so that she glitches the fuck out, but who for the sake of conversation, we will pretend is the original Britney who has just been run through by an industry that basically rapes the soul daily….is not dead or replaced but a free woman.. who just likes to look like kept woman in a prison camp where she produces hostage videos….and in being a free woman she can be as crazy as she wants in her content that is not designed to make her look crazy it’s just her artistic vision.

Anyway, she deleted her Instagram last week, her fans who are not buying that she’s free called the police for a wellness check, the police who weren’t paid off and who genuinely care about calls they get from Instagram fans dug into it, and apparently it’s all ok and now she’s back.

So to prove how okay she is, she posted these videos of her dancing that look more like a system malfunction, glitching out.

Don’t worry guys, she’s just fine!

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