Britney Spears looks like she just got back from WWIII with all the Millennials who the OK BOOMERS were mad at, even though she’s too old to be a Millennial as she pushes 40….

What I am trying to say in my drunken state is that she’s looking rough, but at 40, that’s ok…what the fuck do you expect for a girl who’s been hopped up on pills for the last 20 years, in order to keep producing money for the empire that is based on her producing money…

She’s in her bikini, looking tired, rocking some near pussy hip tats which I am sure she wishes K-Fed used as a target for his orgasm….instead of her CERVIX / UTERUS….but that iconic “knock up a broken bitch and be set for life”….is sweet redemption for all the women who played the same tactic on rich guys….

I generally don’t like 40 year olds…but it’s Britney Bitch…deal with it.

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Here’s some Britney Spears channeling some Jane Fonda Aerobic VHS…in a workout alongside Britney…like those televised Aerobic shows of the 1980s you probably jacked off to when you called in sick….because girls with fit bodies in bikinis doing silly dances in provocative positions back when porn wasn’t accessible…is all we fucking had…

As Britney rocks out her last year in her 30s, after a lifetime of being imprisoned like some kind of Pop Music Nelson Mandela….she knows that this is the kind of erotica she can get away with now that her dad’s been forced to back off from her earning potential he held her captive for.

I like her middle aged mom of two thickness, but it’s probably because she’s Britney Spears….

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Britney Spears posted this video to Instagram with her tits hanging out to send a message to the haters – her message is :

“Happy holidays friends !!!! I love sharing with you all … but it’s been hard to keep wanting to share because people say the meanest things !!! If you don’t like a post … just keep it to yourself and unfollow that person !!! There’s no reason to ever go out of your way to make mean comments and bully people ??? Stay happy and nice this holiday season y’all and God Bless !!!!!”

Can’t ya’ll leave Britney alone, do the Chris Crocker before he became a Gay Porn Star, and Leave Britney Alone….she’s a perfect fucking creature that you have all neglected as she’s been abducted in plain sight from society as a whole because her family are white trash now rich and they did it by whoring her out the smart way, not the backwoods way to the local brothel, they went to Disney the happiest brothel on earth…

POINT BEING…I am surprised Britney is mad at the trolls of instagram, in a world where everyone is a troll and their is no need for my HATE FILLED DIATRIBE…but this was the first time the people came together for her…and put heat on her story and she should focus on that instead of the losers of instagram…

Maybe Britney needs to spend some time focusing on what’s good in her life…so negative…and during the Christmas season and all…come on Britney…

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It’s Britney’s Birthday Bitches….at least that is what her instagram caption read from MIAMI where she’s out in her bikini celebrating her birthday….because I guess her handlers let her out of their captivity cage…thanks to all the negative hype the protestors and activists of instagram and all social media finally got around to protesting….they were too busy with Black Lives Matters, Oscars too White, MeToo, Trump, Cultural Appropriation, Trans Rights who fucking cares what else…the point is that they were too busy to see that Britney was abducted in plain site, forced into slave labor for her family, to get them all paid by keeping the meal ticket that is Britney Spears alive and performing….and because of the glitz and glam of Britney Spears they forgot that she was there against her own will, not allowed to control her stupid amounts of money they’ve made off her, the whole thing pretty terrible…but nothing a bikini pic of the 39 or 40 year old in a bikini….all thick and middle aged….which may not be Britney of the NOT THAT INNOCENT era..but is still Britney Spears…the longest standing / laying / sitting star of that era…..who is still a star, out here performing in her bikini for all you perverts to celebrate another year of life in a cage….while wearing a bikini….did I mention BIKINI?

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I did a quick google search to see what Britney Spears is up to. You know to give you some great insight int to her doing the splits in her workout gear.

As it turns out, according to google, the Ocean is her healer…good to know…and she recently went back to blonde..as she tries to get fit after the most recent mental breakdown of the abducted in plain sight, popstar working for her family, through vegas shows and other Britney Spears thing…

So if you’re looking for Britney News…she’s gone Blonde….and her captors have loosened the shackles on her…

If you’re looking for popstar ass doing splits cuz she’s got decades of training for the perverts….we got that…

I see her as a beacon of hope….as she gives us losers hope that we too could get a rich woman pregnant like K-Fed and live that life of luxury…cuz he was a loser….and still cashing in…

Or you could just accept that it’s Britney Fucking Spears at 40 doing the fucking splits in skimpy workout shorts…and that may be all it needs to be…more than enough..

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Some slutty on a yacht action…ass out on her handler as crazy ladies do…

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Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene…

I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet…

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Britney Spears is finally free…at least from the prison that is her dad as he backed down from being her handler for being abusive to her kids, while he’s been abusive to Britney her entire life. The Slave for You song….totally about her dad…..

It is funny that the public ignored that she was abducted in plain sight, but the public will whine about EVERY FUCKING THING possible, any minor injustice from MeToo to BelieveAllWomen to BlackLivesMatter to MAGA and ANTIFA and Gender Issues, and saving TRAYVON MARTIN or whatver…while Britney fully neglected cuz she’s rich white trash and her prison a mansion in various states…BUT she was still a victim..which makes these bikini pics all the hotter…as she nears 40.

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Britney Spears in some instagram fitness influencer content so that you can get a Britney Spears body all of your own, when really you should be wanting a Britney Spears daughter of your own, cuz that shit keeps paying millions upon millions, like a mini empire of its own, thanks to strategic moves to keep custody of her into her 40s..

It’s like being a stage parent, when it works, is fucking lucrative and easy to position that you deserve your cut for making it happen and doing all that work for them…so you DESERVE your piece of the empire…and you must do what it takes to retain that…so that moody unappreciative kids don’t ruin your hard work…

So here she is doing…that instagram thing to seem normal that was likely shot by her team years ago….because they have a back log of Britney content to keep her alive even when she’s medicated, getting electric shock therapy to keep the dream alive…

I find Britney hot, old, being held captive like a Russian sex worker being Human Trafficked..or not…she’s perfect….

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