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2015

23

Jan

Carmen Electra’s Beach Shoot of the Day

Carmen Electra defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…


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2014

24

Nov

Carmen Electra Goes Full Tranny of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but they have no kids, despite their biological clocks ticking, because they didn’t want that to get in the way of money making…is that they end up looking like trannies…especially when they are all in costume and busting out of their shirts…their botox faces sculpted into a semi smile….but you’d all still fuck her…because she’s Carmen Electra and she was in Baywatch for a season in Y2K…so she matters…at least she thinks she does and that’s good enough…

I just wonder how long she’ll keep up the fun for…..into her 60s or 70s? I mean no one ever wants to be that person doing shots in the VIP room…but sometimes I guess you have to be when it’s all people care to pay you for.

This is what low level looks like.

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2014

20

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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2014

10

Sep

Carmen Electra’s Titty Photobomb of the Day

I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women…

I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….

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2014

01

Jul

Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right…

That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page…

I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it…

VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE

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2014

23

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Werq VIdeo is Depressing for Carmen Electra of the Day

This is a horrible way to start any day…

It was brought to my attention that Carmen Electra released a music video last week….a video very few people cared about…and that I guess would make a Carmen Electra fan sad…if she still had fans.

I remember a few years ago, she was hosting parties for 1500 dollars at local night clubs, and now she’s trying to become the stage act, because even she knows that EDM or whatever this is, is a joke and a scam that is brainwashing all the idiots…and making people stupid money that they probably get together and laugh about…

I see this more as a staying relevant, mocking herself in one last attempt to get noticed, because she decided to not bow down and have family, but to pursue whatever the fuck this is…

I mean, the good news is that you know she can’t be taking these or herself seriously, otherwise this would be really pathetic and sad…but then again…maybe it is really pathetic and sad…

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2014

05

Jun

Carmen Electra Performing of the Day

Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act.

I understand that she’s got an amazing body, probably because she needs to have an amazing body, she’s Carmen Electra and that’s all she has going for her…I also understand that she decided to ride into menopause instead of having kids that would destroy her body…I also understand that old girls can come along every once in a while and look great, no matter how many weird things they have inserted in their vaginas…or how well travelled those labias are…

But there is always a tipping point, when the stripper in the stripclub reaches day shift…because night shift is for the young ones…

I am not hating, I just don’t get it. I mean I am sure this will be a great hit in the retirement community she lives in….or for a halloween act…dinner party- pull out granny’s old bag of tricks…but as a serious project, it’s pretty embarrassing…

But I’m sure her 40 year old fans, who have been with her since 1992 are loving every second of this, since she looks a lot better than their wives…

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