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2013

26

Dec

Carmen Electra Keeps Hanging On of the Day

It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s.

It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this…

But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

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2013

18

Dec

Carmen Electra Lives of the Day

Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.

Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

21

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Stupid Cause of the Day

Carmen Electra is using her low level celebrity as a platform for the weirdest cause…the war against Southwest “waisting” water …

People around the world don’t have drinking water. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that #southwest airlines employees would serve water, then make you through it out when you are leaving the plane by saying its airplane regulations that no water can come off the flight #waistofwater What do u think? Tell me about your southwest flying experience

I don’t know if she’s trying to actually make a difference, you know change the regulations to allow people to leave the plane with their cans of water, which in and of itself is pretty low level and ghetto, water belongs in bottles…but I guess not as low level as being a big star flying fucking Southwest… I know less relevant people than Carmen Electra who only fly first class…she’s fallen off…

But she’s targeted them…mad they are THROUGHING out her water…because people around the world don’t even have water people…like every time the THROUGHS up after eating in hopes of staying fit…

Who cares, I know….totally..but at the good news is she hasn’t forgot who Carmen Electra is and makes out with the can like you’d expect her to do..probably after shoving it up her asshole…

I know…who cares…

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2013

01

Nov

Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

Sometimes it is hard for a girl to accept that she’s a one or two hit wonder who peaked when she was on Baywatch, so she milks that shit as hard as she can, because it was the first mainstream stamp of approval she had after MTV and Playboy that made her feel like she was hot enough to really matter in life, and in that, she can’t let it go and pretends she’s just wearing it to be ironic on the Today show, or as a Halloween costume but is really what she sleeps in every night because her Baywatch life is the only thing that matters….it’s almost sad, but at least she’s still looking hot at 40…more 40 year olds need to follow this lead…

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2013

07

Oct

Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Hawaii like it was the 90s of the Day

I like to make fun of old women holding onto their sex appeal and youth as hard as they fucking can, from more plastic surgery than what they had in the 90s to make people care about them in the first place….but I understand her pain,..it’s like people only cared about you cuz you were hot, it was your one marketable skill and the only reason you got work, so seeing yourself age is some scary shit, that could bring on anxiety and fear…that you’ll never work again and that people will laugh and tease your narcissistic ass, because that ass is all she values herself with….but it turns out that even at 100 years old…she’s amazing…the kind of mom who isn’t a mom and that is probably the main reason she’s still amazing…I would like to stepfather the children of…I mean..seriously..these may be staged, obvious and even pathetic on the surface, but I got no complaints when it comes to girls getting half naked…ever…

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2013

17

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Act of Desperation of the Day

Last year, when I heard that Carmen Electra was hosting a local night club for 2,000 dollars, I thought she had hit rock bottome.

It turned out that I was wrong.

Because in that year, she’s decided to come up with some stage show, despite being 40, where she actually sings and dances like some kind of poptart, despite being 40, and the whole thing, despite her still having a hot enough body, and rockin’ fake tits, is a horrible fucking joke.

She played some McDonald’s sponsored event and I can’t find video of it, because I assume it was that bad, and everyone was too busy laughing.

At least she looks classy – more 40 year old women need to dress and act like this.


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2012

12

Dec

Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.


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2012

10

Dec

Carmen Electra Performs Like It is the 90s of the Day


Carmen Electra decided to perform at someone’s birthday this past weekend…now I am not sure whether she was hired to perform as some kind of sick joke mocking her for being willing to get up on stage at 45 and pull this shit it….or if someone legitimately wanted to see Carmen Electra perform…or if this was actually just for fun…you know to be playful amongst friends…and the paparazzi just happened to be there…I just know it happened…and her fit body…looks fucking amazing…and despite hating girls over 30…I think I may be in love…and that’s not just because I liked her when she was relevant in the 90s…it is because this girl knows how to fucking move….a star stripper…who keeps her clothes on…I’m a fan…

Here’s teh video….and it is amazing


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2012

01

Oct

Carmen Electra is Too Old for this Outfit of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…

Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward…..


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2012

20

Aug

Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she hits a certain age and her vagina can no longer be referred to as a vagina cuz it is atrophied, ineffective, no longer functional…espeically when hep ridden and pretty much on Dialysis treatment away from death…..and I think it is safe to say that both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra, memories from jerking off in the 90s, are at that point…but their retarded fake tits keep on delivering, because I guess they are still tween aged….

Lovecat magazine recruited these hags, and here are some of the pics…if you like expired milk…this is for you..

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